How does a cow do math?
What's the difference between weather and climate?
What do you call siblings who love math?
What do you call a singing rodent?
Why do trees have a hard time in relationships?
Why do shoemakers go to heaven?
How do cats make a birthday cake?
What is a tree's favorite thing to drink?
Why did the map not want to be weighed?
Why did the two science teachers start dating?
Why did the frog have a long face?
Why do airplanes make bad spouses?
What's the loudest Christmas song?
What vegetables do librarians like?
What did one tectonic plate say when he bumped into the other?
What kind of horse can swim underwater without coming up for air?
What do horses say to greet each other?
What did Han Solo say to Luke Skywalker on Thanksgiving?
What utensil does water use to eat?
How is a sofa like a Thanksgiving turkey?
