Why does Santa have 3 gardens?
So he can ho-ho-ho.
Why was it so hard for the pirate to call his mom?
Where do cows go on vacation?
What was the last thing that the balloon said to his father?
What kind of clothes does a house wear?
If you're Catholic, where do you go on December 25th?
What do you say to the musician playing the triangle in the orchestra?
What type of undergarments does a lawyer wear?
How can you farm during the winter?
What animal likes to party the most?
Which position did the kitten play on the baseball team?
Why are stones so good at music?
What did the ghost eat at his birthday party?
Why are bakers paid so much money?
What's the loudest Christmas song?
What kind of flowers should you not give on Valentine's Day?
What did the turkey say before Thanksgiving dinner?
What's Father Christmas called when he takes a rest while delivering presents?
What is Mike Tyson's favorite bowl?
Why are math teachers such big online shoppers?
Why did the tennis shoe walk away quietly?
