Why does Santa have 3 gardens?
So he can ho-ho-ho.
What's the best method for making an apple turnover?
Why did the map not want to be weighed?
How does NASA organize a company party?
How do automobiles fly?
What do you call a noodle in disguise?
What's another name for a grandfather clock?
What happened to the scientist that really loved potassium?
What do cubs eat when their mom is out of town?
What job did the corn on the cob get?
How do baseball players always stay cool?
Why are monkeys lousy workers?
Why was the cobbler looking for work?
What kind of car did the disciples drive on their road trip?
What is it called when a tree takes time off from work in autumn?
What happens to you when you lift a lot of logs?
What's the slowest 5k?
What's the best thing to put into a pie?
Where did the lions move to when they came to the US?
What sport can waiters play really well?
What do you get when you cross an archer with a gift-wrapper?