Why does Santa have 3 gardens?
So he can ho-ho-ho.
Why did the comedian keep telling jokes about chemistry?
Why are construction workers so good at parties?
What kind of dogs do the best at the Olympic® winter games?
If H2O is the formula for water, what is the formula for ice?
What did one car bumper say to another after the accident?
What is the quickest button on a radio?
Why does Humpty Dumpty enjoy camping in autumn?
Why was the math book sad?
Why did the witch stay in a hotel?
What do cats say after a sarcastic remark?
What board game do Navy service members love to play?
Who loves the lake but refuses to get wet?
What cocktail will give you a black eye?
What does a cat go to sleep on?
What sweet treat never panics?
What did the French man say when he was asked if he plays video games?
Where do bees go to the bathroom?
Why did the octopus have to stop writing his book?
Why wasn't the food on the small aircraft good?
What goes up when the rain comes down?