Why does Santa have 3 gardens?
So he can ho-ho-ho.
What did the ocean say to the beach?
What kind of music do killer whales listen to?
What's a zoo vet's biggest problem?
What kind of restaurant do ghosts prefer?
Why is a bee's hair always sticky?
What do you get when you cross Bambi with a ghost?
What did the bullies call the calf when he wouldn't ditch school?
What do you call a cow who is really good at basketball?
Why does someone who runs marathons make a good student?
Why was the bee sad?
Why are bakers also often hippies?
What did the dog name his new photocopy shop?
Why did the dinosaur go to the doctor?
What do weathercasters say while cleaning their kids' rooms?
Why was the cat hired at the bakery?
What animal should you never play poker with?
Which animal loves to scare trick-or-treaters?
Which celebrity is loved by all horses?
What do you call it when a rose runs a race in spring?
Which dogs are the best at getting girls?