Why was everyone scared of the frozen peas?
Because of their cold stare.
What do sheep say when they're in love?
Why shouldn't you go to a baseball game on bat day?
What did Snow White™ say while waiting in line for her photos?
What's a puppy's favorite winter activity?
What sport is always getting in trouble?
What do you call lending money to a bison?
Why did the chicken walk across the street?
What did the bread do on vacation?
What do you call a Russian flea?
Where did the chemist have his lunch?
Where do fishermen get their hair cut?
If you need help building an ark...
What's a leprechaun's favorite kind of music?
What do you say to the person who invented zero?
Why was the bud so shy?
What flowers rarely depreciate in value?
If athletes get athlete's foot, what do astronauts get?
Which dog makes the best mineral prospector?
Why didn't the cook season the Thanksgiving turkey?
What kind of jacket do you wear on a hike?