Why was everyone scared of the frozen peas?
Because of their cold stare.
What bird is always sad?
What's a frisbee's favorite type of music?
What do you get when you cross an archer with a gift-wrapper?
When is Dad's bedtime?
What types of dogs are bilingual?
Which animals make the most honest judges?
What do you get if you cross a frog and a dog?
What did the pecan say to the walnut?
What do you call stormtroopers playing Monopoly?
What is a computer's favorite fall beverage?
Why was the coyote family such good singers?
Why was the antelope's son so stubborn?
What do you get if you cross a steer with a tadpole?
What is a parrot's favorite game?
Why did the Easter Bunny panic when the kids decorated his eggs?
What do you get when you cross a teacher and a vampire?
What do cows say on NYE?
Why did the piano get locked out of the opera?
What do minions always put in their salads?
What do you call a small mom?