What kind of hanger doesn't fit in your closet?
Why did the foal cough?
Why couldn't the skateboard pass math class?
What do dogs drink their beverages out of?
Why didn't the elephant buy a suitcase for his summer camp?
Why did the Oreo® get an A on the test?
Why can't Cinderella™ play soccer?
What did the man say when the calf attended church?
Why do hogs play so much football?
What do you call a pencil that has two erasers?
Why was the bull kicked out of the store?
What insect runs away from everything?
How much did the pirate pay for corn at the farmer's market?
How does the sun listen to music?
What do you get when a chicken lays an egg on top of a barn?
What utensil does water use to eat?
What is the most important grooming habit for a rabbit?
Why don't dentists get along with manicurists?
What time does everyone love to drink?
Why couldn't the boxer make it in stand-up comedy?