Why was everyone scared of the frozen peas?
Because of their cold stare.
What's an airplane's favorite TV show?
Why do repairmen make great therapists?
How can you make 7 even?
Why was the bank robbed on St. Patrick's Day?
Why are stones so good at music?
Why was the robot so sleepy after her road trip?
Why are basketball players such messy eaters?
What is a book's preferred method of communication?
Why are the brother and sister always cold?
What does Father Christmas suffer from if he gets stuck in a chimney?
Why did the baseball player go to jail?
Why don't eggs tell jokes?
What type of cat loves to go on hikes?
What does one secret agent cow say to another secret agent cow before a mission?
What do you call someone with a dictionary in their pocket?
Why did the tilapia roll his eyes at the sea captain?
Why doesn't Rudolph mind getting wet?
Which birds steal soap from the bath?
Why did the puppy get in trouble with his dad?
What is a math teacher's favorite sum?