What kind of key opens a haunted house?
What's a duck's favorite TV show?
How does the sun listen to music?
Did you hear about the guy whose whole left side was cut off?
What's an astronaut's favorite snack?
How does cardboard get its workout in?
What's the saddest part of the week?
Why do skeletons make such terrible restaurant patrons?
What's a mathematician's favorite book of the Bible?
What instrument did the plus sign play in band?
What do lions eat on their cheat day?
What game did the cat like to play with the mouse?
What's the difference between roast beef and pea soup?
What do you call dogs that rarely bark?
What do you call a gathering of single hikers?
Where does Taco Bell serve in the US government?
What's the best band to listen to in autumn?
What dinosaur would win the track gold medal at the Olympics®?
What do you say if you lose a game on St. Patrick's Day?
What kind of egg did the evil chicken lay?