What is a math teacher's favorite sum?
Summer.
What game does chlorine never lose?
What side dish did the deer bring to the BBQ?
What's the difference between a guitar and a fish?
What vegetable does Michelle Obama love most?
How do baseball players always stay cool?
Why did the crocodile run his mile so fast?
What superhero takes the best photos in the dark?
Why did the sparrow go to the library?
What did the Husky mom say to her puppies at dinner?
What's the last letter in the alphabet?
If athletes get athlete's foot, what do astronauts get?
Why couldn't x and y find each other at the airport?
When do you know that the moon has had enough to eat?
What did one pickle say to the other when it didn't get its way?
Have you ever seen Orion's Belt?
Why do basketball players love to decorate houses?
Why is it easy for chicks to talk?
What state is famous for tiny soft drinks?
Why did the cat not understand sarcasm?
Where do bees go on their vacation?
