What's the ocean's funniest animal?
A clownfish.
What's a mouse's favorite board game?
What fish loves to play in a band?
Why should you always eat dessert before bed?
What did the puppy want to be when he grew up?
Why were the elephants thrown out of the swimming pool?
Who does everyone's hair in space?
I'm very good friends with 25 letters of the alphabet.
What do you give an angry rhino?
What kind of gift do you get for the World's Best Dentist?
How much does Santa pay to park his sleigh?
You know there's no official training for trash collectors?
What do you call a pencil that has two erasers?
Did you see that new Matthew McConaughey movie?
If you had fifteen cows and five goats what would you have?
Why did the stormcloud blow past New York on Thanksgiving?
What do you call a BBQ by the pool?
What did the wolf say when it stubbed its toe?
Which part of a tree makes the biggest decisions?
What kind of dogs do the best at the Olympic® winter games?
What do you call a group of itchy dogs who howl together?