What's a priest's favorite food?
What do clouds do as soon as they make money?
Why did Mickey Mouse™ become an astronaut?
How do lawyers say goodbye?
What does bread say when it gets too warm?
What did the snake name his daughter?
Why couldn't the senior feline see anymore?
How does a sidewalk address a question?
What did the pen say to the pencil?
You have to be very careful in an ice storm.
What did summer say to spring?
Did you hear about the two horses that fell in love?
What famous scientist will try anything?
Why did the peach come home from work early?
What do you call two dentists that are very different?
Which fish go to heaven when they die?
Why are moms so good at keeping secrets?
Why do teachers make so many pies in September?
Why do pencils make terrible doctors?
What kind of chocolate do they sell at the airport?