What do you call a big fish who makes you an offer you can't refuse?
Why was the dog arrested by the police?
What do you call a Zen egg?
What do you call a joke book for chickens?
What do families sing when it strikes midnight on Thanksgiving?
What does the dog say when he's had a bad day?
Did you take the patient's temperature?
Why did the dog get embarrassed?
What did the boy fish say to his girlfriend?
What's a locomotive's favorite Proverb?
What's black and white and red all over?
What washes up on miniature beaches?
What does an escalator say when it stops working?
Daughter: "What's it like to have the greatest daughter in the world?"
What did the confused bee say?
Did you hear about the country giving free bread to its citizens?
Why were the angels so helpful in the community?
Have you seen the sweater my grandma made me?
Which bear always goes to timeout for being condescending to other bears?
What did the typhoons name their baby girl?