Why are frogs always happy?
They eat what bugs them.
What kind of dog wears a uniform and medals?
Why did the gardener have a hard time asking for a raise?
How do dog catchers get paid?
Why does the orange always lose in races?
The museum curator needed a break.
What do dogs wear on their ears when it's cold outside?
What is the only kind of dog you can eat?
What did the hostess name her daughter?
What animal has 20/20 vision?
What kind of music do mummies listen to?
What type of vehicle should you use for a fall hayride?
What is it called when you're overcharged for a package?
Why don't the McDonald's® arches like the Arc de Triomphe?
When's the best time to wash your Slinky®?
I'm not a bad putter.
What do you get when you cross poison ivy with a 4-leaf clover?
Why did the cake strike out in baseball?
What do you call a 100-year-old frog?
Why did the ice cream truck break down?
What animal likes to party the most?