How much did the pirate pay for corn at the farmer's market?
A buccaneer.
What should you name your daughter born on Christmas?
Why did the barber win the race?
What do birds say to encourage each other?
How do cats make a birthday cake?
What do you call lending money to a bison?
What's a mouse's favorite hairstyle?
My mom asked me to hand out invites for my brother's surprise party.
What class do kids love to pass gas in?
What do you get if you cross a sheepdog with a rose?
Why isn't Robin called Batboy?
How do mountains keep themselves warm during winter?
What do you call a cow that just had a baby?
What is a computer's favorite fall beverage?
Why are elephants so wrinkled?
Why do farmers avoid buying skinny cows?
Why don't fish play basketball?
What kind of egg did the evil chicken lay?
Why do baby ferrets never get in trouble?
Why did the music teacher need a ladder?
What do eye doctors do in their spare time?