How much did the pirate pay for corn at the farmer's market?
A buccaneer.
What does Bigfoot say when he asks for candy on Halloween?
Where do dogs go when they want a buffet?
What dance was the most popular in 1776?
Why are trees so good at interior design?
What's a lizard's favorite cookie?
What TV show did the cat love to watch?
How do you measure a millennial?
How do fish watch TV shows?
Why did the witch stay in a hotel?
What is a chicken's favorite vegetable?
Where do sharks go on summer vacation?
What's the difference between pickleball and tennis?
What's the ideal place for a dog to work?
What's the only snack you have to eat while lying down?
Why is Peter Pan™ always flying?
What did the French man say when he was asked if he plays video games?
What's a southern pig's favorite form of cooking?
Why do hogs make terrible dinner guests?
What do you call a pig with no clothes on?
Why are sheep always so warm in winter?