How much did the pirate pay for corn at the farmer's market?
A buccaneer.
Why did the invisible man turn down a job offer?
What kind of pizza loves to be in photos?
Why did the boy go back to school with his pants tucked into his socks?
Why don't elephants like playing cards in the jungle?
Nurse, how is that little girl doing who swallowed ten quarters last night?
Which animal makes for a bad Christmas dinner?
Where does Superman park his cars?
What is the first day of orientation called for locomotive conductors?
What did autumn say to summer?
How did the little Scottish dog feel when he saw a monster?
What pop singer also makes a great weapon?
Why can't you hear a pterodactyl going to the bathroom?
Why did the man decide to sell his vacuum?
What should you wear to Thanksgiving dinner?
What's the most unpleasant type of wave to swim in?
What do you get when a chicken lays an egg on top of a barn?
Why are elephants so wrinkled?
Why do you put peanut butter in the road?
Someone stole my mood ring!
Why was the chameleon such a good cashier?
