How do you make a hamburger laugh?
What do you call a depressed strawberry?
What do you call a clock on a road trip?
What car doesn't seem to go anywhere?
What did the obituary say for the pot of boiling water?
What do female veggies wear to the beach?
Which fly makes films?
What event does Spiderman love to attend?
Why isn't Robin called Batboy?
What's a cat's favorite type of Mexican food?
What happened when the guy walked into the bar?
What did the tiger eat after having his teeth pulled?
Why did the Yorkie make a bad watchdog?
Where do German dogs sleep?
Why doesn't Dracula have any friends?
What did the bird's mom say when he talked just like his dad?
What does the cow say when her kid closes the barn door?
Why was the spider so smart?
What's a dad's favorite dessert?
What did the portable fan say to the ceiling fan?