Why did the mother duck make such a great schoolteacher?
Because she was able to keep all her duck students in a row!
What did the bun do when its plans suddenly changed?
Why is it hard to hire a clown?
Where do belly buttons go to college?
What do you call a fancy dance for cats?
What do you call a cowboy who pursues a career in banking?
What is it called when a teacher breaks a bone in July?
Why do we have to keep telling grandma to wear her hearing aid?
Why do scorpions feel hopeful about fall?
What's a goose's favorite book?
What's the hardest holiday to forget?
Where do bees go on their vacation?
How do snakes identify their bath towels?
Which family member has tusks?
What was the slogan for Santa's Elves' new business?
Why did the dog swallow a clock?
Why did the student wear a dog collar to school?
What's the ideal place for a dog to work?
Where do lawyers go for summer vacation?
What do you call a fish wearing a tux?
What kind of cake always tells the truth?