Why did the mother duck make such a great schoolteacher?
Because she was able to keep all her duck students in a row!
Why did the astronaut couple break up?
What do Jedis® say on Valentine's Day?
What do clouds do as soon as they make money?
What stories are told by basketball players?
What do you call a cow that just gave birth?
What did the mom say to her kids when they spilled their cereal on the floor?
What did the puppy want to be when he grew up?
What did the frog order at McDonald's®?
Why don't ostriches fly ?
Where do mice love to go on vacation?
Which dog loves to rob banks?
Why does Satan just show up at so many parties?
Why do cubes make great referees?
What bird ends up constantly getting hurt?
If Santa Claus and Mrs. Claus had a child, what would he be called?
Who does an octopus see when it's not feeling well?
What does a dolphin say when it's confused?
Imagine you're in a room with no windows and no doors, how do you get out?
Why does the lower first base side smell the worst at a baseball stadium?
What is a duck's favorite dance?