Why did the mother duck make such a great schoolteacher?
Because she was able to keep all her duck students in a row!
What does breakfast cereal say to greet each other?
What do the trees say to the flowers in spring?
What do you get if you cross a duck with a firework?
What did the father tomato say to the baby tomato while on a family walk?
What did the giant flower say to the tiny flower?
What did the basketball player say when he lost his job?
Why are penguins so awkward at parties?
What do you call it when two boats become friends?
What is a math teacher's favorite dessert?
What tea do footballers drink?
What do you call a nearsighted cowboy?
Why do bees stay in their hives during the summer?
What's the difference between people and chickens?
What celebrity is at the center of a plum?
What do you get if you cross a bike and a flower?
What's a tornado's favorite game?
Why are winter days great?
To whom do fish go to borrow money?
Why don't mummies go on vacation?
What do teachers do during summer break?