Why did the mother duck make such a great schoolteacher?
Because she was able to keep all her duck students in a row!
What do you call an old snowman?
What did the eggs say to the toast after a long day?
Why was there traffic on the Oregon Trail?
What did the man say when he accidentally bumped into the famous country singer?
Which baseball player do fish root for?
What makes a glow worm glow?
How do trees get access to the internet?
Why did my sister bury her lightbulb?
What kind of pizza loves to be in photos?
What do you get when you cross a sweet potato and a jazz musician?
Why did the piano get locked out of the opera?
Why do sleep therapists love their work?
Why are sheep such great pranksters?
What's a science teacher's favorite type of tree?
What kind of key opens a haunted house?
What did the ocean say to the beach?
Who invented Daylight Saving Time?
What did the Australian chess player say to his waiter when he was done eating?
Why do you put peanut butter in the road?
What animal won the bobbing for apples contest at the fair?