What do Jedis® say on Valentine's Day?
Yoda® one for me.
Why was the spring storm in a great mood?
Have you heard the one about the bad pole-vaulter?
Where do you take sick ponies?
What do you call the grandmother on your speed dial?
How do you wake up Lady Gaga?
What candy does Peppa Pig™️ love most?
How does a mouse feel after taking a shower?
Why was the cobbler looking for work?
Why do cows go to New York?
What's a snake's strongest subject in school?
Why did the mathematician decline a beer at the party?
What does the lion say to his friends before they go out hunting for food?
What is the best Christmas present ever?
What's the difference between a dog and a tree?
Why was the golfer also good at Formula 1®?
What types of dogs are bilingual?
How much does Santa pay to park his sleigh?
What's both a number one hit and a total failure?
Which gaming system is always in a good mood?
Which state has the best streets?
