What do Jedis® say on Valentine's Day?
Yoda® one for me.
What is it called when a cow accidentally burns itself?
Why was the artichoke so generous?
What constantly moves forward but never learns anything?
What does the trashcan say when the leftovers get thrown away?
Why do math teachers love hiking?
How can you farm during the winter?
What did the bat say to his girlfriend?
What do you call a cow with two legs?
What is the best way to communicate with a fish?
What grandma is always trying to give you fruit?
What's Father Christmas called when he takes a rest while delivering presents?
What's every parent's favorite Christmas carol?
What do they say when a basketball player loses his mind?
Why do dogs howl at the moon?
Why did the man bring a ladder to church?
What did the person with a broken leg say to their valentine?
What superpower do all middle children have?
Why did the little girl plant the Christmas lights?
Why am I no longer addicted to the hokey pokey?
What does Tinker Bell call her grandma?