Why do hogs make terrible dinner guests?
On Thanksgiving, what does Dad have in common with a baseball player?
Why couldn't the ice cream get a second date?
What does the Nutcracker say to his wife every night before bed?
What did people say when the baker went crazy?
How long do chickens work?
What superhero takes the best photos in the dark?
Why are boxers good comedians?
How did the Vikings send secret messages?
What do you call a cow in a tornado?
What do you call a clock on a road trip?
Why did the tomato turn red?
What is CO2's favorite pasta?
Why was the pirate late for work?
What do you call the successful dog detective?
Why isn't Robin called Batboy?
What did the cats name their clothing brand?
When is a black dog not a black dog?
What do chicken families do on Saturday afternoon?
What do you call it when two boats become friends?