Which family member is always relieved?
Why don't they have Mother's Day sales?
Why did the mosquito go to the dentist?
Which animals make the best locksmiths?
Why do spiders always know the answer to everything?
What do you call an elephant's handwriting?
Why did the cat put on a cocktail dress?
What's the most popular soda in pastry school?
What is a hunter's favorite kind of ice cream?
Where do chips wear socks?
Why do airplanes make bad spouses?
Why can't bikes stand up on their own?
How is a dull pencil like a bad joke?
What do you say to the tree frog who needs a lift?
How can you farm during the winter?
What do you get if you cross a serpent and a trumpet?
Why are stones so good at music?
What TV show is most popular at bars?
Where do airplanes go shopping?
Why don't mummies go on vacation?