What do you call a flame who stays out partying all night?
I broke my finger!
What kind of tree can you hold in one hand?
What animals make the best students?
Why did the poor dog chase his own tail?
Why was the pickle self-conscious?
What's another term for a sleeping bag?
What sport can waiters play really well?
What did the dog say when he sat on sandpaper?
What do an English major and a football player have in common?
What cartoon character loves insects?
Which dip has the best voice in the choir?
How does a single horse RSVP to a party?
What do you call a dog that is left-handed?
What is a math teacher's favorite dessert?
What's the most popular dish at church brunch?
Where do hikers go for a drink after a long day out in the mountains?
What's the best part about Valentine's Day?
How do eggs end a TV show?
Does your shoe have a hole in it?