Why do cats visit the masseuse so often?
What is a twin's favorite fruit?
What do you get a lawyer for his birthday?
What did the sneaky chick say when it came out of the egg?
Why do fish live in salt water?
Why are winter days great?
Why did the swine refuse to apologize?
When is a baseball player like a thief?
What's the snowman's New Year's resolution?
What's the best season to jump on a trampoline?
What did the leafy greens say when they were trapped in the fridge?
What do you call a household of counselors?
What do you call a stationary flamingo?
How did the lambs know they were going to have a daughter?
What do you call a penguin in the desert?
Why don't the McDonald's® arches like the Arc de Triomphe?
What grade did the NASA employee get on her exam?
How do you grill cheese?
Why do grandparents smile all the time?
Where do colds go on vacation?