How is a dull pencil like a bad joke?
It doesn't have a point.
Which mixed drink is always in a bad mood?
Why couldn't the boxer make it in stand-up comedy?
What happened to the city in France where the cheese factory exploded?
What instrument did the plus sign play in band?
Why did the piano get locked out of the opera?
Which type of dog is great at drawing?
Why did Adam and Eve get kicked out of the garden?
What did the tree say to its branches in autumn?
How do you make a bandstand?
Which fast food chain can run the fastest?
Where do fishermen look to hire more crew?
What's a reptile's favorite movie?
What's the most determined bird?
Where do kitties put their Christmas presents?
What do you get when you cross a bunny with an onion?
Which birds steal soap from the bath?
What do you get if you cross a frog with a rabbit?
What kind of dog wears a uniform and medals?
I can cut down a tree only using my vision...
What is Jesus's favorite Beatles song?