How is a dull pencil like a bad joke?
It doesn't have a point.
What fish sings the best?
What kind of bee do teachers love?
Why did the wasp feel self-conscious about his workload?
Where do sailors leave their boats when they aren't at sea?
What animals love to close envelopes?
What's the saddest part of the week?
Why are pigs so good at building houses?
How can you tell if a tree is a dogwood?
Who do vampire children take pictures with on Easter?
Who are Frosty's parents?
What is a sea monster's favorite meal?
Who is the worm's Prime Minister?
What kind of music do killer whales listen to?
Did you hear about the wolves' all-night party?
Which cats love to be petted?
Why did the calf hate his school picture?
Why don't dogs ever finish their homework?
What do you get if you cross a tiger with a snowman?
What's a partridge's favorite fruit?
Why did the puppy get in trouble with his dad?
