What do you get if you cross a frog with a rabbit?
A bunny ribbit.
What do you call a sad strawberry shake?
What is a math teacher's favorite dessert?
What's an eagle's favorite Lynyrd Skynyrd song?
Why did the Little League® player run to the park during his time at bat?
What's a fork's favorite holiday?
What kind of story do trees love to tell?
Why couldn't the zombie get a promotion?
What's a zoo vet's biggest problem?
What's the opposite of irony?
Why did the baby wrap itself in paper strips and move to Egypt?
What is Homer Simpson's favorite animal?
What did the bull's wife tell him when he worked out?
Why can't Dalmatians play hide and seek?
What does a momma color wheel say to her daughter?
What kind of fish will help you hear better?
What do you call it when a robotic cat stops working?
What's a pogo stick's favorite season?
Why did the lawn mower get kicked off the team?
How do automobiles fly?
What do female veggies wear to the beach?