What do you get if you cross a frog with a rabbit?
A bunny ribbit.
Why was the antelope's son so stubborn?
What's a car's favorite TV show?
What's a ghost's favorite work schedule?
What is the only kind of dog you can eat?
What do you call a song about Christmas gifts?
Why are math teachers such big online shoppers?
What's a goose's favorite book?
Why did the Uber driver get fired?
Why did the unwashed chicken cross the road twice?
What do you call it when a cow and a chicken are angry at each other?
What did one pepper say when the other pepper asked her out?
Why do elephants laugh anytime someone plays the piano?
What's an avocado's favorite genre of music?
What do chicken families do on Saturday afternoon?
Where's the best place to grow flowers in school?
Why did the man give up being a taxi driver?
What's always messy no matter how many times you clean it?
What do you call a person who is happy on Mondays?
What goes by slower than a plot-less movie?
Why did the student get upset when their teacher called them average?
