What fruit makes the best gymnasts?
Coffee has a rough time in our household.
Why does a barn sound so noisy?
Why are sandals so indecisive?
If H2O is the formula for water, what is the formula for ice?
I'm very good friends with 25 letters of the alphabet.
Why did the person sit on the clock?
Do you know the name Pavlov?
Why are boxers good comedians?
Why would you dance with a jar of jelly?
What do you call a silly hill?
Which vehicle did the best on its SATs?
Why was the bull kicked out of the store?
Why did the cat go to medical school?
Which fast food chain can run the fastest?
Why couldn't the knife make any sports teams?
Why was everyone scared of the frozen peas?
What did the miner bring to the Labor Day BBQ?
Who is a bread-maker's favorite singer?
What superhero often gets mistaken for photography equipment?