Why did the soccer ball quit the team?
It was sick of being kicked around!
What do you call a baby monkey?
What Do You Call a Sheep Covered in Chocolate?
What's the politest month?
What do dads say after they eat too much on Thanksgiving?
Who is a house's favorite band?
What does breakfast cereal say to greet each other?
What's a steak's favorite shoe?
What animal makes the best lunches?
What does one Valentine's Day card say to another that is physically fit?
What's a doll's favorite car?
What's a pastor's favorite city?
What kind of dog has the worst allergies?
Why are hockey rinks always rounded?
What did the golfer order at the bakery?
Why was it so hard for the pirate to call his mom?
What animal knows kung fu?
What's the king of all school supplies?
What's a frisbee's favorite type of music?
Where can you always get cheap gas?
Why do people love getting letters from astronauts?
