Why did the soccer ball quit the team?
It was sick of being kicked around!
What kind of music do mummies listen to?
What types of animals always win at tug-of-war?
What name sounds like the past tense?
What does one secret agent cow say to another secret agent cow before a mission?
Why was the cobbler looking for work?
Why is a banana the most popular fruit?
Why did the mosquito go to the dentist?
What did the dog say when his owner poured his food?
Where do German dogs sleep?
What's an old pig's favorite holiday?
What did the ghost eat at his birthday party?
What does the sun say to the moon every day at sunset?
Why does an elephant wear sneakers?
What did the stamp say to the envelope on Valentine's Day?
Why are skeletons so calm?
What kind of cat has to crawl everywhere he goes?
What do you call shaving a crazy sheep?
What are rental cars called in Spain?
What are baby potatoes called?
Why did the man bring a ladder to church?