What snack did the dog buy at the movie theater?
What do you get when you cross Bambi with a ghost?
What's the most popular sport on the Fourth of July?
What kind of pole is short and floppy?
What did the adding machine say to the cashier?
Why did the shepherd quit his job?
What type of dog loves to take showers?
Why did the gym buff read the dictionary?
Why couldn't the candy bars tell their children apart?
What do cats wear to work?
Which dog dreams of being a matador?
What happened when 500 hares got loose on Main Street?
What medicine would you give an ill ant?
What do you call a 100-year-old ant?
What's the most fashionable side at Thanksgiving?
What happens when grass goes out of town?
Which celebrity is the biggest fan of hats?
Why did the winter storm need cataract surgery?
What animals make the best students?
I'm very good friends with 25 letters of the alphabet.