What kind of bird makes the most important rules?
What did the dad say when his child asked if he got a haircut?
What do you get if you cross a tiger with a snowman?
How do you talk to a giant?
Why was the girl's photographic memory wasted on her?
Why did the man bring his swim trunks to the bar?
Why can't Christmas trees sew?
Where do pigs sleep during the summer?
Why did the chicken cross the net?
What do you call a cow that just had a baby?
What's a decade's favorite sport?
Why did the Oreo® get an A on the test?
What vegetable does Michelle Obama love most?
Why is laughter the best medicine?
What do you get from an Alaskan cow?
Where do snowmen go to dance?
Why were the elephants thrown out of the swimming pool?
Why was the pirate late for work?
What did the bicycle call its dad?
Where do tough ducks come from?