What happened to the city in France where the cheese factory exploded?
Da brie was flying everywhere.
What do you give a sick lemon?
Where does a scientist wizard work?
Why are scissors so forgiving?
What do you call a hotel with really bad customer service?
Why did the hippie's microwave stop working?
Why did the runner quit the race against bigfoot?
What do you call it when someone becomes a vegetarian?
When is Dad's bedtime?
Nurse, how is that little girl doing who swallowed ten quarters last night?
What's a fun hobby for an accountant?
Why do fish live in salt water?
What's a sheep's preferred type of clothing?
Why did the big cat marry someone so much younger than her?
Where do shellfish go to borrow money?
OK, that's enough fish puns.
What do you call a hairless poodle?
What do you call a 100-year-old frog?
What's an astronaut's favorite snack?
What do you get when a chicken lays an egg on top of a barn?
What has ten letters and starts with G-A-S?
