Where do ophthalmologists buy all their camping gear?
Who is a bread-maker's favorite singer?
What's a pig's favorite way to get to work?
What's another name for a grandfather clock?
How do frogs get to work?
What dog loves to take bubble baths?
Why can't basketball players go on vacation?
What did the ghost eat at his birthday party?
Nurse, how is that little girl doing who swallowed ten quarters last night?
What do you get if you cross an insect with the Easter rabbit?
What do you call Winnie the Pooh™ on Halloween?
How are toddlers and those who attempted to build a tower to heaven similar?
What did the kids do when their treats were hidden on Easter morning?
Where do kittens go to school?
What do you say if you meet a toad?
What do you call a cow with two legs?
What do people drink when they're feeling under the weather?
What's good for both poker and theater?
Where does the president keep his razor?
Do the mascara and lipstick ever argue?