What did the baby light bulb say to the mommy light bulb?
What do you call a pig's sore eye?
What does the dog say when he's had a bad day?
What type of fishing are dogs best at?
What dessert do they serve at the biggest football game of the year?
What do Scottish toads play?
What vegetable is nice to everyone?
Why do we have to keep telling grandma to wear her hearing aid?
Why shouldn't you watch TV with a pig?
Why are ET's eyes so big?
Which drink is the most pleasant to be around?
Who invented King Arthur's round table?
What was every gemologist's favorite subject in history class?
What did the sun use for its sewing class?
Which subject has two parts?
What sport is always getting in trouble?
What song does Tarzan™ sing at Christmas?
What do doctors do when a problem comes up?
What do cows always add to their salad?
Why is winter considered holy?