Why did the unemployed person get excited while reading the Bible?
Why is sand so optimistic?
What is Saint Nick's nickname during the summer?
Which is the worst season?
Why did people want to see Coca-Cola® in concert?
Why are the brother and sister always cold?
What did the robot want for Christmas?
Why do diners never serve lobster?
Why do fish live in salt water?
What did the judge say when a skunk walked into the courtroom?
What do you get from an Alaskan cow?
What did the goat, cow, duck, and pig all call each other?
What is a skeleton's favorite instrument?
What color are all the books in the library?
What car picked Mickey and Minnie up for their movie premiere?
Why did the man buy the discounted TV with a broken volume control?
What did the BBQ pit master call his significant other?
What do you call a grammar professor who loves Christmas?
Why do grasshoppers not go to many football games?
Where do pigs sleep during the summer?