Why did the pastry chef have 13 kids?
She wanted a baker's dozen!
Why did the granddaughter think she lived in heaven?
How do you make a bear really angry?
What flies around the kindergarten room at night?
Why is whiskey not as popular anymore?
What did the baseball glove say to the ball?
Why was the pickle self-conscious?
What's a deer's favorite horror movie?
Which celebrity always frowns?
Why was the storm actually calm?
What do you call a bear with no teeth?
Knock, knock. Who's there? To. To who?
What vegetable does Michelle Obama love most?
How do you talk to a giant?
What part of a fish weighs the most?
What's the most fashionable side at Thanksgiving?
How do you get to Tooth Island?
Why did the mayor cancel his motorcade?
What does the librarian say when she has to leave?
What did the mommy flower say to the baby flower?
What do you call someone with no body and no nose?
