What does a tree say when asked how they are doing?
Who do camels find most inspiring?
What do you call a retired cowboy?
Which bear always goes to timeout for being condescending to other bears?
Why did the Oreo® get an A on the test?
How much did the pirate pay for corn at the farmer's market?
Why did the sea captain go on so many dates?
If you had fifteen cows and five goats what would you have?
What do ghosts eat on Halloween?
Why do trees hate going to school?
Why did everyone want to be near the volcano?
What did one oar say to another on Valentine's Day?
What's an eagle's favorite Lynyrd Skynyrd song?
Why can't basketball players go on vacation?
A book just fell on my head.
You know there's no official training for trash collectors?
What did the woman ask God for while driving?
What does a caterpillar do on New Years Day?
What did the lawyer name his daughter?
Where do frogs keep their money?