How do you keep your husband from reading your e-mail?
Why was the nurse afraid of camping?
Why did the leprechaun wear a bracelet made of cereal?
Who helps the little pumpkins cross the road to school?
Why did the tennis shoe walk away quietly?
Why did the sea captain go on so many dates?
What do puppies celebrate on February 2nd?
What did the dog say when his owner poured his food?
What happened when the owl lost his voice?
Why can't bikes stand up on their own?
What's a duck's favorite TV show?
Why did the man bring a ladder to church?
How much did the pirate pay for corn at the farmer's market?
What is the emptiest holiday?
What do you call a monkey that wins a sporting event?
Who is a bird's favorite superhero?
How are teens like cats?
How do animals blend into the desert?
Why did the person sit on the clock?
How do vampires get around on Halloween?