What do ghosts eat on Halloween?
Ghoulash.
Where do cats go on vacation?
Why did the mosquito go to the dentist?
What kind of dogs do the best at the Olympic® winter games?
Who is God's favorite superhero?
When did they play tennis in the Bible?
Where do rabbits go after their wedding ceremony?
What did the beaver say to the tree?
Why was the ocean too hot to swim in?
What's a parent's favorite type of music?
What do people drink when they're feeling under the weather?
Why did the cell phone lose his job?
What do basketball players and lawyers have in common?
How many guys does it take to make a burger and fries?
What did the stamp say to the envelope on Valentine's Day?
Which dip has the best voice in the choir?
What happens to a dog that keeps eating bits off of the table?
What's faster, the heat or the cold?
Can a kangaroo jump higher than a house?
What did the worm say to the other when he was home late?
What car always breaks the rules?