What do you call a pig with no clothes on?
Why do potted plants shower so much in April?
Why was the chip acting so goofy?
What is a competitive athlete's favorite season?
What did the teacher say when the horse walked into the class?
What's a vegetable's favorite game to play?
What's the best method for making an apple turnover?
What's the best type of movie about waterfowl?
What did one flame say to the other on Valentine's Day?
What farm animal is best at karate?
Why did the turtle cross the road?
Why does the yogurt go to so many art museums?
Why couldn't the ice cream get a second date?
What game does chlorine never lose?
What insect thinks it's a dog?
What did the ears of corn ask their parents to get them for Christmas?
Where do horses reside?
What is blue and not heavy?
Why couldn't the NBA® player date the WNBA® player?
How does dinner smell?