What do ghosts eat on Halloween?
Ghoulash.
Why was the grandma always getting A's on her papers?
Why did the children think that prayer meant they would get more toys?
What is a pilot's favorite TV show?
What kind of car do eggs drive?
What did the tree say after the long frigid winter?
Why couldn't the leopard hide?
She Needed Her Balance Checked!
What's a decade's favorite sport?
What kind of crop do lazy boys farm?
What is a whale's favorite sport?
Why are giraffes so slow to apologize?
What type of barrel breaks easily?
Why did the polar bear fall into the water while talking to a girl?
What do you call a dog that is left-handed?
Why would you dance with a jar of jelly?
What's the difference between grandma's cooking and an all-you-can-eat restaurant?
Why did the snowman call his dog Frost?
What animal should you never play poker with?
Which wizard is often mistaken for an animal?
What kind of Valentine's Day candy is never on time?
