Why was everyone scared of the frozen peas?
Did you hear about that anti-social fish?
What's the difference between a fish and a piano?
What do you call a football player who's almost good enough to be quarterback?
Why are cars magic?
What did one flame say to the other on Valentine's Day?
Which wizard is often mistaken for an animal?
Why did the dog lay down after playing fetch?
How much room do fungi need in order to grow?
What dog never pays attention in class?
What animal could Noah not trust?
Why is the snail the strongest animal?
How much does freedom weigh?
What's a snake's strongest subject in school?
What is a duck's favorite snack?
Why did the mother duck make such a great schoolteacher?
Why should celebrities learn how to build windmills?
What birds make average students?
What do you say to Simba when he's moving too slowly?
What do you call a kitty that likes to fight?