What car always breaks the rules?
What do you call a flame who stays out partying all night?
What do Scottish toads play?
Who has eight guns and terrorizes the ocean?
Why did the cat start laughing?
Did you hear about the pope's wardrobe issue?
What does a lion call an antelope?
What nut can you never use a credit card to buy?
What bird is always sad?
What restaurant always wins on Jeopardy?
What did the beaver say to the tree?
Why do cosmeticians never fight?
Why do bananas need to use sunscreen on their summer vacations?
What did the hostess name her daughter?
What disease was the horse scared of getting?
What did the doctor say when the nurse told him the invisible man was there?
What's a mouse's favorite board game?
What do you call a snowman's dog?
What time is your dentist appointment?
I got my dad a fridge for Father's Day.