Why did Tarzan spend so much time on the golf course?
What do you call it when a chemist gets way too angry?
What kind of friends should you take to dinner?
What do dentists do on a rollercoaster?
What is the difference between fleas and dogs?
Where do cowboys cook their chili?
Why do cows have hooves instead of feet?
Which celebrity always frowns?
What is the tallest building in the world?
What sport requires no movement at all?
What's the most talkative class period in high school?
What's the opposite of irony?
Why don't mountains get cold in the winter?
Why are pigs so good at building houses?
Why didn't the melons get married?
Which farm animals are famous painters?
What did the bee say to the flower?
What's a frog's favorite drink on a hot summer day?
What's the slowest 5k?
Why do baby ferrets never get in trouble?