Why was the turkey taken out of the football game?
What's black and white and goes around and around?
What do you call a rabbit barber?
What do you call a noodle in disguise?
This candy bar is a real home run.
Why is an elephant braver than a hen?
What nationality are most fish?
What's a computer's most sacred holiday?
What job did the corn on the cob get?
What do you give a dog on a hot summer day?
What loaf of bread has a bad attitude?
What do donkeys take to go to the store?
Why did the man buy the discounted TV with a broken volume control?
What is the most faithful insect?
Where do colds go on vacation?
Do you want to hear a Star Wars® joke?
Why do hummingbirds hum instead of singing along to music?
What did Sherlock Holmes deduce when he woke up during his camping trip and saw the stars?
How does a penguin build its house?
What do you get if you feed gunpowder to a chicken?