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What do you call a monkey who spends a day at the tanning bed?
What kind of story do trees love to tell?
Who is every pig's least favorite actor?
Why did the sheriff lock up his valentine?
What should you wear to a tea party?
What are a schoolteacher's 3 favorite words?
Why was the alien always crashing his ships?
What did Polly the parrot want for the 4th of July?
Can a kangaroo jump higher than a house?
How do elves travel around the North Pole?
What sound do porcupines make when they kiss?
What's an elephant's favorite vegetable?
Why are kitten siblings always fighting?
What was the boat nicknamed when she had twin boys?
Which computer won the talent show?
What do you call a rooster who wakes you up at the same time every morning?
What loaf of bread has a bad attitude?
What do accountants tell their children to do to fall asleep?
What did the mother worm say to the little worm who was late?