I rode my horse to town on Friday. The next day I rode back on Friday. How?
What is a witch's favorite subject in school?
Why was the fabric always laughing?
Where do kangaroos like to eat?
What is a blue whale's favorite James Bond™ film?
What do you call the story of The Three Little Pigs?
What snacks always have the best tan?
What currency do you use to spend a summer day on the beach?
Why does the priest love swiss cheese?
How expensive is swimming with sharks?
What do you get if you cross a sheep with a kangaroo?
What is a tire's stance on economics?
What do you get when you put a car and a dog together?
Why was the janitor looking for cleaning products in the math department?
What was the turkey thankful for on Thanksgiving?
I used to be addicted to not showering.
How do fall and winter say hello?
Why does chewing gum never go bad?
What kind of dog thinks it's a bird?
What class do kids love to pass gas in?