What does winter fat turn into?
Spring rolls.
What did the bat say to his girlfriend?
What do you call a bird that's afraid to fly?
Why couldn't the NASA scientist get a room reservation on the moon?
Why did the mirror cross the road?
What do you call a monkey that wins a sporting event?
What did the group of hobbits name their band?
What did Michael Jordan sell at the farmers market?
What fish loves to play in a band?
Which founding father loves to sing?
Where do sports go on a Valentine's Day date?
What did the mother ghost tell the baby ghost when he ate his ice cream too fast?
What game do both humans and birds play in school?
Where do sheep get their hair cut?
What do you call a pig that's been arrested for bad driving?
What do you get when you cross an archer with a gift-wrapper?
What do you call an animal pop star?
Which rockstar looks best in formal wear?
Why is it easy for chicks to talk?
What's the best soap to use on St. Patrick's Day?
Where do vehicles hang out all summer?
