What do you call Grandpa when he's in a bad mood at the beach?
Where do burgers like to dance?
Which musician loves to make chili?
Why did the little girl plant the Christmas lights?
Why shouldn't you watch TV with a pig?
What do two oxygen molecule friends call each other?
What restaurant is on time for every meeting?
What's a henway?
What did the Parisian say after cutting his grass?
Why did the Roman chicken cross the road?
Why did the mountain ace its math test?
What dog is the most self-conscious about its weight?
How do you care for a sick bird?
What does a puppy say when someone surprises it?
Why did the elephant eat the candle?
Which superhero is here to solve world hunger?
What candy is always getting in fights with each other?
My friend David had his ID stolen.
What's a cat's favorite color?
Why can birds afford a house in this economy?