What do you get if you cross a frog and a dog?
What farm animal is best at karate?
Why is the number 5 good at keeping secrets?
What's a villain's favorite Thanksgiving tradition?
Why do dogs make great meteorologists?
What does an evil hen lay?
Why are hairdressers great at basketball?
Why did the wizard ace his math test?
Which animal can never take a long bubble bath?
Why was the caboose always sneezing?
What does a female lion call her mate?
What do you call octopus twins?
Where do catchers sit at lunch?
Why do nails need so much pain relief?
What was the cow's response when she caught her calf lying to her?
Where do clowns go on vacation?
What's a doll's favorite car?
Did you hear that H2O opened up a bike shop?
What do lions eat on their cheat day?
What do basketball players and lawyers have in common?