What did the pumpkin say after Thanksgiving?
Good-pie everyone.
What do you call a tractor that gets paid for what it does?
What's a parent's favorite type of music?
Why do runners watch so much TV?
What did President Hoover say the first time he saw fireworks?
What do you get when you cross a bell with a skunk?
What did the teacher say about the pizza student?
What U.S. state has the most math teachers?
Why can't basketball players go on vacation?
What's the difference between weather and climate?
What's the name of the winner of the chicken-eating contest?
Which dip has the best voice in the choir?
What do you call a cow that eats your grass?
What did Charles Darwin's daughter say to her sibling?
What's a frog's favorite drink on a hot summer day?
What does Santa order at the bar?
Why aren't dogs good at dancing?
Why are stones so good at music?
Why did the lizard go on a diet?
What did the wolf say to the flea?
Why did the unemployed person get excited while reading the Bible?
