What did the pear say to the celery stick?
Why did the two science teachers start dating?
Why couldn't the boxer make it in stand-up comedy?
Where do polar bears vote?
What is a mom's favorite game?
How do lawyers say goodbye?
How do horses stay in such great shape?
What did the wasp do when he got hot?
Why are books always so angry?
Why can't Christmas trees sew?
What type of dog loves to take showers?
What did the cashier ask the herbalist at the checkout?
What do you get when you cross a rabbit with shellfish?
What roads do ghosts haunt on Halloween?
Who is the worm's Prime Minister?
How come you never hear anything about the 10th reindeer Olive?
Why did the vampires cancel their baseball game?
Where do mermaids see movies?
What's the most determined bird?
What's a forklift?