Why shouldn't you watch TV with a pig?
They always hog the remote.
What did the frog order at McDonald's®?
How do you fit more pigs on your farm?
Have you seen the sweater my grandma made me?
How did the farmer fix his torn overalls?
Why did the elf push his bed into the fireplace?
Why did the puppy siblings hang out in the trash can?
Why did the chicken walk across the street?
Why are sandals so indecisive?
What do you call an elephant's handwriting?
What's a scarecrow's favorite holiday food?
What do you get when you cross a plane with a magician?
Why wasn't the food on the small aircraft good?
Why couldn't x and y find each other at the airport?
What stone does a skier want in her engagement ring?
Why couldn't the NBA® player date the WNBA® player?
What condiment has wings?
What did the golfer yell when his wife gave birth to their second child?
What is Earth, Wind, and Fire doing in September?
What's always messy no matter how many times you clean it?
Why do diners never serve lobster?