Why shouldn't you watch TV with a pig?
They always hog the remote.
What did the Australian chess player say to his waiter when he was done eating?
What is the opposite of cock-a-doodle-doo?
What did the doctor say when the nurse told him the invisible man was there?
What did the miner bring to the Labor Day BBQ?
What type of bean doesn't have protein?
Where do clowns go on vacation?
What kind of bean never grows in a garden?
How did the coach get his quarterback?
Why are frogs always so happy?
How do vampires get around on Halloween?
What should you wear to a tea party?
What's a bear's favorite movie?
How many insurance policies do cats need?
What's a bee's favorite Disney® movie?
What do frogs drink in the winter?
Did you hear about the vacuum cleaner that can cut your housework in half?
Why did the cat go to the bathroom in the trash can?
What do dog dads play with their puppies in the backyard?
Why are boats so bad at asking for forgiveness?
What is the best type of science to study with your family?
