How do you warn a hockey player that he's about to be in trouble?
Why did the peach come home from work early?
What is a mouse's favorite game?
Why did the dinosaur cross the road?
What's a horse's favorite car?
How can you tell if a tree is a dogwood?
What did the mother worm say to the little worm who was late?
What do you call a pig who plays basketball?
OK, that's enough fish puns.
What do you call a bee with a spell on him?
I was just reminiscing about the beautiful herb garden I had when I was growing up.
Where do novels go to have a good time?
What's a parent's favorite type of music?
Why was the chameleon such a good cashier?
Where do superheroes blend right in?
What kind of sandals do frogs wear?
Why did the snowman call his dog Frost?
What happened when Ben Franklin told a joke to the Liberty Bell?
Who isn't hungry on Thanksgiving?
What did the Dorito say to his son?