My Valentine this year is a goalie.
Did you hear the joke about the roof?
Want to hear a joke about a balloon?
What do teachers do during summer break?
What do you get when you put a stringed instrument in the dryer?
What are two ironic things that happen in the kitchen?
What do you call a river that thinks it's an ocean?
What do you call a cow that just gave birth?
What's in an astronaut's favorite sandwich?
Which football team has the coolest helmets?
Why were dancers in the '70s always sick?
Why do skunks celebrate Valentine's Day?
What is the best scent to fill your home with on Halloween?
What do you call a song about Christmas gifts?
What do you call a belt made of clocks?
Why is a fish easy to weigh?
Why does Santa love to work in the garden?
What's a landscaper's favorite type of music?
How do dog catchers get paid?
Who do fish pray to when they need help?