What do you get when you put a radio in a fridge?
How do you get everyone excited about a family reunion?
Why did the golfer wear two pairs of pants?
What are hotdogs called in the winter?
What do you call a litter of young dogs who have come in from the snow?
What's a princess's favorite fast-food restaurant?
Why shouldn't you tell secrets in a cornfield?
Why was the new feline mom always so tired?
What did the cat say when he fell off the table?
Why was the mime upset?
Did you hear about the vacuum cleaner that can cut your housework in half?
What do construction workers do at Labor Day parties?
What's a musician's favorite part of a chicken?
What game does chlorine never lose?
Why did the botanist go to Harvard?
Why did the two red blood cells break up?
What did the cats name their clothing brand?
What do you call a cow that just gave birth?
Why are fish such good architects?
What's a dog's favorite book?