What did one tectonic plate say when he bumped into the other?
What did Bruce Wayne's mom put over his crib?
What book do lions read aloud to their whole family?
How did the baby tell her mom that she had a wet diaper?
How do deer tell their children to grow up?
Which dog belongs in a band?
What did the calf's mom tell him when he was frowning too much?
What is the worst thing that can happen to a geography teacher?
How did the coach get his quarterback?
What kind of bird can write?
Who is Pepto-Bismol's® favorite band?
Where can you both travel and eat tasty sandwiches?
Why do nails need so much pain relief?
Where do snowmen go to dance?
Why are babies so good at basketball?
What do ghosts drink on Halloween?
What do you call a puppy with a fever?
What bird is always sad?
What's a bodybuilder's favorite food at Thanksgiving?
What did the Husky mom say to her puppies at dinner?