What's chips and guac's favorite constellation?
The Big Dipper.
What snack did the dog buy at the movie theater?
Why do salmon make such great detectives?
What do you call a belt made of clocks?
What's a pirate's favorite subject in school?
What does Bigfoot say when he asks for candy on Halloween?
How do you fit more pigs on your farm?
What celebrity is at the center of a plum?
What look-and-find book do wolves love?
What was so bad about the Fourth of July picnic?
What do grapes sing at Christmas?
What do pigs always order at Arby's®?
What do you get if you cross a woodpecker with a carrier pigeon?
Why did the dog lay down after playing fetch?
Why don't eggs tell each other jokes?
What day never takes itself seriously?
What happened to the chicken whose feathers were all pointing the wrong way?
Which kitchen ingredient can also sing?
Everyone says that mushroom is such a fungi, so why didn't they have the party at his house?
What happened when the teacher played basketball with his students?
What is a pony's favorite condiment?