What's chips and guac's favorite constellation?
The Big Dipper.
How did the mermaid call her friends?
Why didn't the dog want to play football?
What do you get if you cross a bike and a flower?
Why shouldn't you go to a baseball game on bat day?
What's a pastor's favorite city?
Why do hogs play so much football?
What did the woman ask God for while driving?
What did one firefly say to the other?
What type of car do pedicurists love to drive?
Why are dogs allowed on airplanes?
What do felines love to plant in a garden?
What do you call the study of strong women in history?
What animal makes the best pizza dough?
What's a werewolf's favorite beer?
What kind of dog wears a uniform and medals?
What did the clean dog say to the insect?
Why do kittens know so much about church?
What is a golfer's worst nightmare?
Why do rocket scientists take everything so seriously?
How do you spell mousetrap in just three letters?