Which carnival booth are basketball players best at?
Why did spring break up with winter?
Why did the snowman call his dog Frost?
What did they name the Ohio town after the Pope's visit?
What do you call poorly behaved winter wear?
What is a French cat's favorite pudding?
Why couldn't the candy bars tell their children apart?
Who delivers the cat's Christmas presents?
What do you call fowl that fly into windows?
How much does freedom weigh?
What should moms do when their kids go back to school?
Why are stones so good at music?
I asked my dad what his favorite Father's Day gift was.
What do you call a rooster who wakes you up at the same time every morning?
Which animal is accused of lying all the time?
Why were dancers in the '70s always sick?
What is a competitive athlete's favorite season?
Who's a baby's favorite singer?
Why do baby ferrets never get in trouble?
How do you comfort a grammar teacher?