What's chips and guac's favorite constellation?
The Big Dipper.
Why did summer catch autumn?
What's a steak's favorite shoe?
Why do trees try new things so often?
Why are grandkids so great?
What do dogs say to each other when they sneeze?
What might you say after being struck with Cupid's arrow?
What bird's favorite meal is chicken and vegetables?
When is a baseball player like a thief?
What did the ocean sing at karaoke?
What did the golfer order at the bakery?
Which animals make the most honest judges?
Why was the science experiment always changing its mind?
Who is a cat's favorite superhero?
How do you wash a lamb?
What do you do if your husband can't appreciate fruit jokes?
What do you call someone with no body and no nose?
What do the undead use for virtual meetings?
What position does lemonade play in baseball?
What kind of dog chases anything red?
Where do kangaroos like to eat?