What's chips and guac's favorite constellation?
The Big Dipper.
Which dog loves to rob banks?
What do you call a monkey who spends a day at the tanning bed?
What did one car bumper say to another after the accident?
What did Bruce Wayne's mom put over his crib?
What do pigs always order at Arby's®?
What did the bat say to his girlfriend?
This candy bar is a real home run.
Who is a bread-maker's favorite singer?
What's a musician's favorite part of a chicken?
What does one dog do when they see another pup in trouble?
What happened when Ben Franklin told a joke to the Liberty Bell?
Who invented the first airplane that couldn't take off?
Why did the kid try to use a candy bar to write on the sidewalk?
Why does Jesus drive so much?
Why are construction workers so good at parties?
Why can't your hand be 12 inches long?
What's the most talkative class period in high school?
Why do salmon make such great detectives?
Why did the music teacher need a ladder?
What did one tectonic plate say when he bumped into the other?