What happened when Ben Franklin told a joke to the Liberty Bell?
It cracked up!
What does Rudolph call his wife?
What did the golfer yell when his wife gave birth to their second child?
Did you hear about the guy whose whole left side was cut off?
How do you get kids to do something?
Why do rocket scientists take everything so seriously?
How do you get to Tooth Island?
What day of the week do chickens hide?
What's the best way to get your kids' attention?
Why couldn't the pony speak at the convention?
What's a vegetable's favorite kind of joke?
What is a robot's favorite snack?
How did the toad die?
What is a ghost's favorite airline?
What's a bear's favorite movie?
What is a king's favorite weather?
What kind of bean never grows in a garden?
What's the best way to give a cat a bath?
Why are monkeys lousy workers?
What do you call a famous turtle?
Who does an octopus see when it's not feeling well?