What kind of dog works at a bakery?
A Betty Crocker™ Spaniel.
Why did the DJ have to break up with his XM™️ radio?
Why did the wind want to go on vacation?
How do you raise a baby elephant?
What's a worm's favorite holiday?
What did the dentist say to the tooth when he had to leave the room?
Why was the man stuck at the party?
What do you call a Frenchman wearing sandals?
Why should you not pamper a cow?
What did the rug say to the floor?
How did the mermaid call her friends?
What time does Donald Duck™️ wake up?
Where do stars go to college?
What do you call it when a bird does something bad?
Why do archers make great cow optometrists?
What rock band loves Thanksgiving?
What did the squirrel bring to the Thanksgiving potluck?
Why did the peach come home from work early?
What did the basketball player say when he lost his job?
What food is a man's best friend?
Why was the father caterpillar so angry?