What did the tree say after the long frigid winter?
How did the football pitch end up as a triangle?
Why do cubes make great referees?
What happens when a dog catches a nice breeze?
What superhero takes the best photos in the dark?
What sound do porcupines make when they kiss?
Why did the golfer wear two pairs of pants?
What do you call an elephant in a phone booth?
What did the two grasslands become when their parents got married?
What did the horse say when it collapsed?
What is a Christian's favorite workout plan?
Why do kids love theater classes?
How do you motivate a watch to go to work?
Why is it wrong to steal a thesaurus?
Why did the painting win the presidential election?
Why can't the Earth ever get anything done?
What are a teacher's least favorite words to hear every summer?
What's the best game to play on Thanksgiving?
Where do mixed drinks always go for dinner?
Why is it impossible to believe anything a cow says?