What food is a man's best friend?
A corn dog.
Why did the tadpole feel lonely?
What did the biologist wear on his big date?
Why do two skunks argue?
What's the biggest moth in the world?
What should you say at a salad bar restaurant?
How do basketball players eat Oreo® cookies?
Why do bees buzz?
Why did the bunnies go on strike?
Why did Justin Turner sign up for the marathon near where he grew up?
Why did the fish blush?
Why do skunks celebrate Valentine's Day?
What do you get if you cross a bike and a flower?
Why do bees refuse to use cellphones?
What did the fisherman say when his fishing line got tangled?
Which artist got her name for selling out arenas the quickest?
Why can't you hear a pterodactyl going to the bathroom?
What do you call George Washington's false teeth?
What book do people who can't sing use during church service?
Why couldn't the boxer make it in stand-up comedy?
How do you find where a flea has bitten you?
