Why did the crocodile run his mile so fast?
Why did the tennis shoe walk away quietly?
Why did the vampires cancel their baseball game?
What do you call a military member who loves to cook?
What did the tree say after the long frigid winter?
What is a ghost's favorite airline?
Which animal is the leader of the mafia?
Why did the leprechaun walk out of the house?
What do you give an angry rhino?
What did the rabbit want for his birthday?
What is a condiment's favorite holiday?
Why do seagulls fly over the sea?
How do automobiles fly?
Why did the duck cross the road?
Why was the chip acting so goofy?
Who is the fastest reindeer?
What do you get when you cross a teacher and a vampire?
Why are maps such great therapists?
Why doesn't Rudolph mind getting wet?
Why did the gardener bury all his money?