What did the kindergartener say when his teacher caught him picking his nose?
Why is a computer so smart?
What do dogs wear on their ears when it's cold outside?
Why did the car need to take an afternoon nap?
What do you get if you cross a steer with a tadpole?
What country's capital is growing the fastest?
Why don't shepherds know how many sheep they have?
Who are Frosty's parents?
What side dish did the deer bring to the BBQ?
Why did the farmer bury all his cash?
Which type of dog is great at drawing?
Why was the broom late for school?
What do puppies celebrate on February 2nd?
Why is furniture so generous?
How does a witch play loud music?
Why do we never tell jokes about pizza?
Why did the farmer call his pig 'Ink'?
What did the sickly elevator say?
Where do baby cats learn to swim?
Why was curiosity recently imprisoned?