What did the mouse want for its birthday?
When do you know that the moon has had enough to eat?
What did the clean dog say to the insect?
What do you call George Washington's false teeth?
What do chickens serve at birthday parties?
Why did the car excuse himself from the dinner party?
Where do mice leave their boats?
What did the group of hobbits name their band?
Which celebrity loves to read?
What is a loaf of bread's favorite book?
What occurs twice in a lifetime, but only once in a year, twice in a week, but never in a day?
What animal has the worst mood swings?
Why was the computer cold at work?
What do birds say to show affection to their spouses?
That bird won't stop squawking.
How did the two figs make their marriage last?
What do you get from an Alaskan cow?
Why did the singer perform on an airplane?
What do snowmen always order from Wendy's®?
Why did the boy think he was a prince after going to Burger King®?