What food is a man's best friend?
A corn dog.
Why do trees have a hard time in relationships?
Why are boats so bad at asking for forgiveness?
How do baseball players make a birthday cake?
Why did the boy spit out his birthday dessert?
What do you get when you cross a bell with a skunk?
Why do airplanes make bad spouses?
What ingredient does a snowman always use for baking?
What do you call a short cow?
What do you get a lawyer for his birthday?
What do you call a greedy elf?
What happened to the glow worm who was squashed?
What car doesn't seem to go anywhere?
Where do superheroes blend right in?
Why did the twins join the Air Force?
What's the best game to play on Thanksgiving?
Why are giraffes so slow to apologize?
Why do cows have hooves instead of feet?
Why did the librarian get kicked off the plane?
Why didn't the dog want to play football?
What do you call a cow with two legs?