Why did the tree need to take a nap?
What kind of key opens a haunted house?
Why was the dairy grumpy?
What did the calf play in the school band?
Who do fish see when they aren't feeling well?
Who is a cow's favorite celebrity?
What is a bird's favorite ballet?
Why did the dog lay down after playing fetch?
What do fish use for glasses?
Why doesn't Winnie the Pooh™ wear shoes?
What do you call two birds stuck together?
What do monkeys wear when they are cooking?
Why did the unwashed chicken cross the road twice?
What's always playing in Santa's workshop?
What car does Yoda® drive?
What is a cat's favorite math problem?
What do you put your drinks on in amusement parks?
What should you wear to Thanksgiving dinner?
What are a schoolteacher's 3 favorite words?
How do horses stay in such great shape?