What did the bread say when he proposed to his girlfriend?
What did the man say when he accidentally bumped into the famous country singer?
What did Sherlock Holmes deduce when he woke up during his camping trip and saw the stars?
Why did the chicken cross the basketball court?
Why did the librarian get kicked off the plane?
Why are cowboys always religious?
What did the worm say to the other when he was home late?
When building a house, what tool do dinos use the most?
Where does cheese invest its money?
What did the rocket say to the astronaut?
What does the Easter Bunny call the act of leaving his eggs all over?
What do frogs eat in the summer?
What do you call an elephant's handwriting?
What did the baby laptop call her father?
What's an old pig's favorite holiday?
What do you give a sick pig?
What did the momma sea otter say to her ornery children?
What do you call a deer that can use both hands?
How do you talk to a giant?
Why are ghosts always single?