What's a mouse's favorite board game?
How can you tell the weather's getting warmer?
What did the tree say to its long-distance girlfriend?
Why are teddy bears never hungry?
Why are pilots always in a good mood?
My leaf blower doesn't work.
What is Zeus's favorite 70s rock song?
Why did the little boy take extra bread at communion?
In the 80s and 90s, pastors loved to go on vacation.
What is the name of the story that combines science and Christianity?
Why is tennis the least romantic sport?
Why did the God of Thunder need to stretch his muscles so much when he was a kid?
Why didn't the baseball player want to touch the ball?
Why is there so much gossip in a beehive?
Why did the squirrel check into a mental hospital?
Coffee has a rough time in our household.
OK, that's enough fish puns.
What do you call an insincere horse?
How do you compliment a cat?
Where do hands go on vacation?