What do you call a wolf that gets lost?
A where-wolf.
What food is never allowed on the Titanic?
How do you know if a joke is considered a dad joke?
How did you know the musical notes were related to each other?
What did the rock say when someone called it a flower?
What kind of music do killer whales listen to?
What fish sings the best?
Why was the antelope's son so stubborn?
Why did mom get a plate of English muffins on Mother's Day?
Two silkworms got in a fight.
Which Star Wars® character works at Applebee's®?
Why do fish live in salt water?
To whom do fish go to borrow money?
Why do bees stay in their hives during the summer?
What car picked Mickey and Minnie up for their movie premiere?
Why do bears hibernate in the winter?
What might you call waking up in the morning?
How many tickles does it take to make an octopus laugh?
Which animal dresses like a lumberjack?
What did the dog say when his owner poured his food?
Which parent knows if you are running late?
