What car can you only see twice a year?
Why did the chicken cross the playground?
What farm animal is best at karate?
How do you stop an angry elephant from charging?
Why does Santa have 3 gardens?
Where are average things manufactured?
What vehicle works the hardest?
What do you call a basketball player with a drooling problem?
What does breakfast cereal say to greet each other?
What did one tectonic plate say when he bumped into the other?
What did the dad say when his child asked if he got a haircut?
What do you call fowl that fly into windows?
What does a tree say when asked how they are doing?
What vegetables do librarians like?
Someone stole all my lamps.
Where do old quarterbacks go after retirement?
What is the strongest animal?
Why did the tree cry at the end of the romantic comedy?
What instrument do secretaries usually play?
Which insect always signs up for marching band?