What did the rocket say to the astronaut?
Have a blast!
What kind of tights are impossible to wear?
Why couldn't the zombie get a promotion?
What kind of car does a chicken have?
What did the boy fish say to his girlfriend?
What do soccer referees send during the holidays?
What did Michael Jordan sell at the farmers market?
What's the friendliest national park?
What was the first animal in space?
What do you call it when someone becomes a vegetarian?
What did the horse say when her children were misbehaving?
Why is it easy for chicks to talk?
What do you call it when cell phones have poor hitting averages in baseball?
What do you call a pig that's been arrested for bad driving?
How do you get straight A's?
Which insect makes the best father?
How do chickens leave the highway?
Why did the window need an aspirin?
What did the salad say to its dad?
Why did the man name his canines Rolex and Timex?
What do you call a bear that has gotten wet all over?
