What do female veggies wear to the beach?
Zu-kinis!
Where do colds go on vacation?
Which celebrity shines the brightest?
What part of a fish weighs the most?
Why are elephants so wrinkled?
Why couldn't the NASA scientist get a room reservation on the moon?
What do little monsters call their mother?
What's a bee's favorite novel?
What's a deer's favorite horror movie?
What tree has the most bark?
What's Cinderella's favorite drink at Starbucks®?
Why are playgrounds so good at dancing?
What should you say at a salad bar restaurant?
I like telling Dad jokes.
What is the best dance to do on Thanksgiving?
How does a barber get to work?
What is the opposite of cock-a-doodle-doo?
If you had to vote which one is faster, would you choose hot or cold?
Why are pilots always in a good mood?
Which Count makes the best pie crust?
Who should carry the bear mace when hiking with friends?