What do female veggies wear to the beach?
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Who loves the lake but refuses to get wet?
What pop singer also makes a great weapon?
Why did the goal post get angry?
What do you call a dog that meditates?
How do artists finish a project when they are stressed?
What did the mother ghost say to the naughty baby ghost?
Why can't basketball players go on vacation?
My boss instructed me to set up the company's 401k.
Why is a fish easy to weigh?
How do you spell water with 3 letters?
Which bureau of the US government has the best breath?
What's a werewolf's favorite beer?
What did the cats name their clothing brand?
What do you call the king of vegetables?
What kind of car does a chicken have?
What math figure is also in the band?
What did the portable fan say to the ceiling fan?
What do mice do when they're at home?
What kind of car do eggs drive?
What dog wears contact lenses?