What do female veggies wear to the beach?
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Why did the tree need to take a nap?
What happened to the chicken whose feathers were all pointing the wrong way?
What do you call poorly behaved winter wear?
Who isn't hungry on Thanksgiving?
What's a deer's favorite horror movie?
Does your shoe have a hole in it?
Leprechauns are never afraid to follow their dreams.
What do you call a monkey that wins a sporting event?
Why did the chicken cross the playground?
What animal makes the best lunches?
What kind of restaurant do ghosts prefer?
What does an attorney say when getting married?
What did the tree say after the long frigid winter?
What factory causes everyone who works there to gain weight?
When building a house, what tool do dinos use the most?
Why did the train always get heated in an argument?
Why did Granny put her cell phone in the fridge?
What do you call a tired tree?
What type of pasta helps you relax?
What did the calf's mom tell him when he was frowning too much?
