Where do colds go on vacation?
Germ-any.
Why did the sausage quit playing baseball?
Why are hiking shops so diverse?
What did the policeman yell to the baseball that just robbed a bank?
What did the bird's mom say when he talked just like his dad?
Which is the worst season?
Where do writing utensils go on vacation?
Why did Harry Potter™ suddenly go bald in his teens?
How did the little Scottish dog feel when he saw a monster?
Which cats have the best manners?
What do frogs drink in the winter?
What do leprechauns love to barbeque?
What do people call Arnold Schwarzenegger in retirement?
What do librarians use as bait when they go fishing?
Where would you find an elephant?
What's a mouse's favorite hairstyle?
Do dads have fun on Father's Day?
How does NASA organize a company party?
What's a dog's favorite type of Chex Mix™?
What did the boy fish say to his girlfriend?
Why was the dairy grumpy?