Where do colds go on vacation?
Germ-any.
Why are maps such great therapists?
What animal uses boats but never needs an oar?
Where do you go when you need an excuse to get out of something?
How do mice celebrate when they move home?
What is the best Christmas present ever?
What is Jesus's favorite Beatles song?
What kind of tiles can't you stick on walls?
Why can't Dalmatians play hide and seek?
What's a dog's favorite type of Chex Mix™?
Why did the octopus have to stop writing his book?
What TV show did the cat love to watch?
Who is the holiest cat in all of England?
Which animals make the most honest judges?
What animal likes to party the most?
Where do kangaroos like to eat?
What did the mother sheep say to her son every time he left the house?
What do photographers read to their children before bed?
How do you get everyone excited about a family reunion?
Why did the Little League® player run to the park during his time at bat?
Where does cheese invest its money?