What do you give a sick lemon?
What did the turkey say before Thanksgiving dinner?
What does the ghost say when she greets her boyfriend?
What utensil does water use to eat?
What is another term for the price of gas?
What do puppies celebrate on February 2nd?
If Dorothy missed Kansas, what did Toto miss?
What did the NSA employee say when her friend tried to tell her a new joke?
Why do spiders always know the answer to everything?
Why did the drummer keep banging her head against the drums?
What animal has the most fun?
Why can't anyone find Jesus's grave?
What animal won the bobbing for apples contest at the fair?
Why should you watch out when it's raining cats and dogs?
What did the horse say when her children were misbehaving?
Why did the border collie get a raise?
Why did the thief wear blue gloves?
Why did the cats ask for a drum set?
Why is the number 4 so smart?
Why do runners watch so much TV?