What kind of cat has to crawl everywhere he goes?
What's red and smells like blue paint?
Why does a duck have tail feathers?
What kind of bull doesn't have horns?
How many letters are there in the alphabet?
Why did the octopus have to stop writing his book?
What did the raspberry say to his valentine?
What fruit makes the best gymnasts?
What did the tiger eat after having his teeth pulled?
Everyone says that mushroom is such a fungi, so why didn't they have the party at his house?
Why did the baby chick wear makeup to school?
Why did the biologist break up with the physicist?
What carbonated beverage has a future career in music?
Why did the scarecrow win an award?
Which animal loves to have a good time?
What shape has a knighthood?
What's the most expensive plate in church?
What do you say to Simba when he's moving too slowly?
Where's the best place to grow flowers in school?
What do painters do when they make a mistake?