What do you call a fish wearing a bowtie?
So-fish-ticated.
What is a sheep's favorite game?
Why do superstitious people only use doorbells?
Why do dogs always have stomach aches?
Why are grandkids so great?
Why was the janitor looking for cleaning products in the math department?
What kind of pole is short and floppy?
Why is summer always sad?
What do sheep love to spread on crackers?
Who is the ultimate father of the sea?
Why are bakers paid so much money?
Why are trees always so positive?
What's a computer's most sacred holiday?
What tea do footballers drink?
Which fish is the best at making glass art?
Where did the lions move to when they came to the US?
Why didn't the melons get married?
Why couldn't the NASA scientist get a room reservation on the moon?
What do you call a dog in space?
Why did the woman walk outside with her purse open?
What does a momma color wheel say to her daughter?
