Which mixed drink is always in a bad mood?
Why did the sea captain go on so many dates?
Which celebrity provides legal counsel on the side?
Where does the Little Mermaid™️ dream to go on vacation?
Daughter: "What's it like to have the greatest daughter in the world?"
What did the stormcloud say when he was too full to eat dessert?
Why do bears hibernate in the winter?
What do British people and golfers have in common?
Why did the student eat their homework?
What's a writing utensil's favorite state?
Why were the animal shelters at full capacity in the spring?
Why didn't the lamp sink in the water?
What is a chicken's favorite vegetable?
Why did the pig stop sunbathing?
Which vegetable is actually bad for you?
How do baseball players make a birthday cake?
What did one tectonic plate say when he bumped into the other?
What's the best way to watch a fly fishing tournament?
What should someone say when their throat is a little hoarse?
What did the mare say when her foal broke her favorite vase?