What do you call a fish wearing a bowtie?
So-fish-ticated.
Did you hear about the two basketball players that started dating?
What song does God sing when he wants a white Christmas?
What kinds of animals do bulldogs love to hang out with?
What did Jay-Z call his wife before they got married?
What is a witch's favorite subject in school?
What's a soda's favorite show at Disneyland®?
What's the best game to play on Thanksgiving?
What sport requires no movement at all?
Which animal loves to scare trick-or-treaters?
Anyone know the formula for water? Sure! H, I, J, K, L, M, N, O.
What's the most talkative class period in high school?
What do skeletons say to each other for good luck?
How do chickens leave the highway?
What do you call a monkey that wins a sporting event?
How does a mouse feel after taking a shower?
What's chips and guac's favorite constellation?
Who always has a date on Valentine's Day?
How do you add one to ten to get nine?
What did the bird's mom say when he talked just like his dad?
When is a black dog not a black dog?