What is another term for the price of gas?
Highway robbery.
I rode my horse to town on Friday. The next day I rode back on Friday. How?
Where do ghosts prefer to swim?
Why did the pillow go to the doctor?
What do you get when a chicken lays an egg on top of a barn?
Which singer loves to groom sheep?
What do you call a hotel with really bad customer service?
Do you have a date for Valentine's Day?
Why couldn't the First Lady make the President do chores?
What tree has the most bark?
How does the sun listen to music?
Which gaming system is always in a good mood?
Who is the most popular pop singer in space?
What's a goose's favorite book?
What's a snake's favorite subject in school?
Where do chips wear socks?
How is a teacher's summer vacation similar to someone closing their eyes?
What is a toilet's favorite hand in poker?
Did you hear about the pope's wardrobe issue?
How long do chickens work?
What animal could Noah not trust?
