What's the smelliest part of a football field?
What is Abraham Lincoln's favorite toy?
What do you call a deer with no eyes?
What does a bicyclist ride during the winter?
Why is it hard to ski on fresh snow?
Who is a fruit's favorite celebrity?
Where do superheroes blend right in?
What did the pear say to the celery stick?
Did you hear about the guy whose whole left side was cut off?
What do photographers read to their children before bed?
Why do repairmen make great therapists?
Where do writing utensils go on vacation?
What kinds of cats do kids love to play with?
Why does a milking stool only have two legs?
What kind of car do eggs drive?
What is a toilet's favorite hand in poker?
What do you call an amazing day on a mountain?
What's a priest's favorite food?
What car picked Mickey and Minnie up for their movie premiere?
What insect thinks it's a dog?