What do cows say when their children whine over nothing?
Why did the bunnies go on strike?
What do chickens serve at birthday parties?
Does an apple a day really keep the doctor away?
Why do track athletes never give up on anything?
How are teens like cats?
Where would you put an injured insect?
What do you call a flame who stays out partying all night?
Why does Santa have 3 gardens?
Why did the scarecrow win an award?
Where does a pianist go on vacation?
What does Santa order at the bar?
What did the cashier ask the herbalist at the checkout?
Which animal will never go bald?
Why are sheep such great pranksters?
What do you call a hotdog at Halloween?
What did the Gingerbread Man put on his bed?
Where do oceans always buy their cars?
What's a toad's favorite ballet?
What time is it when an elephant sits on your bed?