Why did the dog wander into the art gallery?
Why was the mean not looking forward to the end of the school year?
Why do dogs always have stomach aches?
When do astronauts eat?
What do you call the wife of a hippie?
What's the most unpleasant type of wave to swim in?
What did one bunny say about the other bunny's new updo?
Where did Captain Hook purchase his hook?
I'm not a bad putter.
How did the baby tell her mom that she had a wet diaper?
What is a mechanic's favorite time of year?
Why didn't the skeleton cross the road?
Why do all the planets get along?
When is Dad's bedtime?
What do Scottish toads play?
What's a zoo vet's biggest problem?
What is the best dessert to bring to an octopus's birthday party?
What do you get if you cross a sheep with a kangaroo?
Why did summer catch autumn?
What did the shower say to the toilet?