Did you hear the rumor about butter?
What do you call a horse that plays the violin?
How does a penguin build its house?
It's allergy season again?
Why does Jesus drive so much?
What do cats eat for breakfast?
If Dorothy missed Kansas, what did Toto miss?
What do you call an argument where two cats are too proud to concede?
Where do bees go to the bathroom?
What do puppies celebrate on February 2nd?
What should you wear to Thanksgiving dinner?
What's the difference between cats and dogs?
What did the grandpa corn say to his grandson?
What's grandma's favorite fruit?
Which dog belongs in a band?
That bird won't stop squawking.
Why do two skunks argue?
What do doctors do when a problem comes up?
Why did the lawn mower get kicked off the team?
Did you hear about the vacuum cleaner that can cut your housework in half?