How did the two figs make their marriage last?
What do you call a dog in space?
Why did the banana go to the doctor?
What kind of car do eggs drive?
What do you use to make Thanksgiving bread?
Why did the kid bring a ladder to school?
Which superhero is afraid of exterminators?
Which type of pigs constantly have foot problems?
What is a loaf of bread's favorite book?
Why was the geometry book so adorable?
What happened to the scientist that really loved potassium?
Why did the octopus have to stop writing his book?
Why are puppies so flexible?
Why was everyone scared of the frozen peas?
What do you call the dialect that all chickens and roosters speak?
What type of fishing are dogs best at?
What animal won the bobbing for apples contest at the fair?
Guitarists are so stressed out.
Why is a computer so smart?
Why did the chicken cross the net?