What did they call Superman after he totaled his car?
Clark Dent.
What did the rock say when someone called it a flower?
Guitarists are so stressed out.
What is the coolest country?
What part did the grizzly have in the choir?
What's a dog's favorite type of Chex Mix™?
Why are the brother and sister always cold?
Why did the little boy cut off all the branches on the Christmas tree?
Why did the monkeys start eating watermelon at the zoo?
What do fairies always drink?
Which drink is the most pleasant to be around?
What do insects learn at school?
What nationality are most fish?
Why is it hard to hire a clown?
What did the bread say when he proposed to his girlfriend?
Why was the dating app for rocks canceled?
What is the difference between fleas and dogs?
Why did the turkey join the band?
What washes up on miniature beaches?
What do snowmen eat for lunch?
Why does Coca-Cola® read so much literature?
