What did they call Superman after he totaled his car?
Clark Dent.
What are hotdogs called in the winter?
What did the slug say as he slipped down the wall?
What is the best Christmas present ever?
Why can't your hand be 12 inches long?
What did the squirrel bring to the Thanksgiving potluck?
What do they call pastors in Germany?
How do you talk to a giant?
Why were the animal shelters at full capacity in the spring?
What is an insect's favorite beverage?
Why are hairdressers great at basketball?
What's a clock's favorite form of social media?
What animal won the bobbing for apples contest at the fair?
What's a partridge's favorite fruit?
Where do math teachers like to go on vacation?
What happened when the frog joined the cricket team?
What do you call a mountain biker if his bicycle breaks?
Why is corn so popular on Thanksgiving?
Why did the pillow go to the doctor?
Why did the cats ask for a drum set?
What do you call a short cow?