What did they call Superman after he totaled his car?
Clark Dent.
What medicine would you give an ill ant?
What fish is a big hit at children's birthday parties?
What do bees chew?
What do monkeys wear when they are cooking?
What did the llama say it would bring for the field trip?
Why are verbs more high-strung than nouns?
Did you hear what happened to the pumpkin on Halloween?
What do you call a cow that just had a baby?
Which toy deals with the most anxiety?
If H2O is the formula for water, what is the formula for ice?
What do ghosts eat on Halloween?
What do you call it when the maternity ward is low-staffed?
Where do writing utensils go on vacation?
Why can't skeletons play music at a church?
Why should you be careful playing against a team of big cats?
Why did the mirror cross the road?
How do you get a country girl to like you?
What did the baby corn say to the mom corn?
Why did the mountain cry all the time?
What is the ideal job for someone who loves to eat?