What does a jack-o-lantern like to read?
What type of barrel breaks easily?
What kind of pants do fish wear?
What do you call a flying police officer?
Why did the coal worker never sing the melody in the choir?
If you're Catholic, where do you go on December 25th?
Who does everyone's hair in space?
What do you call it when CO2 goes out to dinner?
Where do fishermen get their hair cut?
What constantly moves forward but never learns anything?
How are toddlers and those who attempted to build a tower to heaven similar?
Why did the Uber driver get fired?
Where do bees go on their vacation?
How did the cowboy greet his wife every day after work?
Why did the senator bring cookies to the congress session?
I asked my dad what his favorite Father's Day gift was.
Why do hip hop artists love Christmas so much?
Why did the dog lay down after playing fetch?
Why is Michael Phelps never late?
Why is spring the oddest season?