What ingredient does a snowman always use for baking?
Snow powder.
What animal has 20/20 vision?
Why did Tarzan spend so much time on the golf course?
What did the wolf say to the flea?
What type of music did the pilgrims listen to?
Why are there so many playgrounds in Pennsylvania?
What's a frog's favorite drink on a hot summer day?
Why should you wear leather when trying to stay unnoticed?
When is a baseball player like a thief?
What animal dresses the most fashionably?
What's an airplane's favorite TV show?
How did the tree get lost?
Which animal is accused of lying all the time?
What's both a number one hit and a total failure?
Where does cheese invest its money?
What happens when you eat too much alphabet soup?
Why did the squirrel check into a mental hospital?
If you had fifteen cows and five goats what would you have?
Why don't dentists get along with manicurists?
I kept wondering why the baseball was getting larger.
Where do cows go for lunch?
