What's a parent's favorite type of music?
Why did the cat put on a cocktail dress?
What do you call a pig thief?
Where do actors go to pray?
What port do you have to use to travel but can't dock a boat in?
When should a mouse carry an umbrella?
What goes up when spring rain comes down?
Why do spiders always know the answer to everything?
What's a car's favorite scary movie?
Why did the girl study in the airplane?
What did the duck say as he was buying chapstick?
Why couldn't a guy with glasses feel the force?
Why do football players make great fishermen?
Why were the teacher's eyes crossed?
What do you call penguins and polar bears?
What do you call a turkey the day after Thanksgiving?
What is the worst holiday to watch old westerns on?
What do puppies celebrate on February 2nd?
Why was the horse so happy?
Why was the mean not looking forward to the end of the school year?