What do you call a smelly horse?
What did the French chef say when he made a mistake?
Which elf is the best singer?
What awards show do hot dogs never miss?
How did the volcano confess its feelings to the other volcano?
What do ocean animals do when it snows?
What's the astronauts favorite part of a computer?
The museum curator needed a break.
What did Santa bring the naughty soccer player?
What do you call the Tom Cruise movie about ice cream?
Did you hear about the two people who fell in love on a camping trip?
What did they name the Ohio town after the Pope's visit?
How do fish watch TV shows?
Why does the orange always lose in races?
What are two ironic things that happen in the kitchen?
What is a toilet's favorite hand in poker?
Why do we never tell jokes about pizza?
Why was the cow afraid?
How many guys does it take to make a burger and fries?
What do you call the Easter Bunny the Monday after Easter?