How much does Santa pay to park his sleigh?
Why did Mom stop letting Grandma bring the healthy side to Thanksgiving?
What does a lion call an antelope?
What's red and smells like blue paint?
What did the snake name his daughter?
What type of barrel breaks easily?
Where would you find an elephant?
What did the monkey say when the baboon stole its money?
Why is it easy for chicks to talk?
What do you call a nutty dog in Australia?
What kind of shoes do you make with banana skins?
What superpower do all middle children have?
Who is a dessert's favorite actor?
Why did the sparrow go to the library?
Where do automobiles have picnics?
Why did the witch's team lose the baseball game?
Who loves the lake but refuses to get wet?
What did the family of cattle rent to drive across the country?
Where do tough ducks come from?
What do soccer referees send during the holidays?