Why did Mom stop letting Grandma bring the healthy side to Thanksgiving?
She kept bringing Jell-O® salad.
How do dog catchers get paid?
Did you hear about the power outlet who got into a fight with a power cord?
What's a balloon's least favorite type of music?
It's allergy season again?
How does a witch play loud music?
Why shouldn't you tell secrets in a cornfield?
What job in the NFL® is most competitive for boats?
What did the Alaskan say when his TV stopped working?
Which superhero is here to solve world hunger?
What do accountants tell their children to do to fall asleep?
What do horses say to greet each other?
What do you call a vacation at home?
What do puppies celebrate on February 2nd?
What do you get if cross two young dogs with a pair of headphones?
Why didn't the dog want to play football?
What animal has the most fun?
Why couldn't the zombie get a promotion?
Where do logs like to go on hikes?
What do you call a lemon that cleans things?
What do you get if you cross a cow with a camel?