Why did Mom stop letting Grandma bring the healthy side to Thanksgiving?
She kept bringing Jell-O® salad.
What sport requires no movement at all?
Why did the biologist break up with the physicist?
Why did the goat become a lawyer?
Which U.S. First Lady loved gardening?
What's a worm's favorite holiday?
What board game do Navy service members love to play?
What outfit is appropriate for a dinner in the Arctic?
Why do airplanes make bad spouses?
Which animal makes the best landscaper?
Why are trees so good at interior design?
What does one Valentine's Day card say to another that is physically fit?
What sport is full of interior designers?
Why was the dog so popular?
What is a condiment's favorite holiday?
Where do baby cats learn to swim?
Who is the fastest reindeer?
How do you drive a man crazy?
Why was the plumber predicted to win American Idol?
What dog never pays attention in class?
Why can't you trust a pig?