Why did Mom stop letting Grandma bring the healthy side to Thanksgiving?
She kept bringing Jell-O® salad.
What kind of crop do lazy boys farm?
What Do You Call a Sheep Covered in Chocolate?
Which celebrity always had the most beautiful Christmas trees?
Why was curiosity recently imprisoned?
How do you wash a lamb?
Why can't Dalmatians play hide and seek?
Why did the inventor install solar panels all over his house?
Why did the detectives show up at the concert at the beach?
What money do cats use to go shopping?
What is a construction worker's favorite card game?
What do accountants tell their children to do to fall asleep?
Why shouldn't you buy anything with velcro?
What's always messy no matter how many times you clean it?
Why can't skeletons play music at a church?
What is an insect's favorite beverage?
When fish play football, who is the captain?
What do birds say to encourage each other?
Who do puppies wait for on Christmas Eve?
Who are the cleanest creatures in the ocean?
What's a priest's favorite food?