Why did Mom stop letting Grandma bring the healthy side to Thanksgiving?
She kept bringing Jell-O® salad.
Why did the mouse get caught by the cat?
What part of your eye learns the quickest?
What do you call the wife of a hippie?
I used to be addicted to not showering.
Why are cat owners so good at tipping?
What type of school requires you to drop out to graduate?
Why did the skeleton buy the base model car?
How many beers does it take to get a tropical bird drunk?
Which former US President was always cold?
Where do burgers like to dance?
What utensil does water use to eat?
Where did Jesus go to get a snack?
Where do snowmen get their daily weather report?
Why did the barber win the race?
What do you call a pig who swims in the pool for too long during summer?
What should someone say when their throat is a little hoarse?
What did the astronaut say to the three-headed alien?
Why did the tennis player win her trial?
How do you know a lawyer is lying?
How much room do fungi need in order to grow?