Why did Mom stop letting Grandma bring the healthy side to Thanksgiving?
She kept bringing Jell-O® salad.
Which bureau of the US government has the best breath?
What do construction workers do at Labor Day parties?
What do ocean animals do when it snows?
What is the ceremony called when two guitarists get married?
Which condiment adds the most kick?
What did March say to the madness?
Why was the girl's photographic memory wasted on her?
Why did Tigger™ stick his head in the toilet?
Why was the scrapbook so proud of its education?
What did they call Dracula when he won the league?
What soup do Santa's helpers love most?
Why did the man name his canines Rolex and Timex?
Why do two skunks argue?
Why did the piano get locked out of the opera?
Why aren't fish able to go on summer vacation?
What did Charles Darwin's daughter say to her sibling?
Why are sandals so indecisive?
Why is your lawyer such a smart guy?
What look-and-find book do wolves love?
How do bunnies stay fit?
