Why did Mom stop letting Grandma bring the healthy side to Thanksgiving?
She kept bringing Jell-O® salad.
What condiment has wings?
What do cows like to dance to?
What's a priest's favorite food?
Which animal is accused of lying all the time?
What awards show do hot dogs never miss?
What day of the week takes nothing seriously?
What's one thing a lawyer knows never works when it's fixed?
Which hot drink loves golf?
Why did the frog starve?
Which big cat never tells the truth?
Where are average things manufactured?
Why are puppies so flexible?
Why was the musician arrested?
Why was the bowling ball anxious?
What do you call a dog that's blasting out music at the bottom of the ocean?
What's an astronaut's favorite snack?
What vehicles are in the best shape?
Why can't the lifeguards save the hippies?
What happened when the peanut walked into a bar?
Why do cows have hooves instead of feet?