What do you get if cross two young dogs with a pair of headphones?
What's a pirate's favorite subject in school?
What's the best type of movie about waterfowl?
Why aren't dogs good at dancing?
What animal cheers the loudest at sports games?
What's a fork's favorite holiday?
What is a book's preferred method of communication?
Where can you always get cheap gas?
Where do ants go to eat?
Why was it so hard for the pirate to call his mom?
What does a cloud wear under his pants?
Which rock group consists of four men that don't sing?
What vegetable is nice to everyone?
Why am I no longer addicted to the hokey pokey?
What do you call a blind dinosaur?
How do deer tell their children to grow up?
Where do belly buttons go to college?
I rode my horse to town on Friday. The next day I rode back on Friday. How?
Where do books sleep?
Why was the soccer player so good at keeping her house clean?