Why was the science experiment always changing its mind?
There were too many variables.
Where do tough ducks come from?
What kind of crop do lazy boys farm?
Why did the patient think his doctor was lying about his diagnosis?
Why was the horse so bad at dressage?
What bird helps you stay dry?
What kind of music do planets like?
What do you call someone with a dictionary in their pocket?
Why shouldn't you watch TV with a pig?
What is a tree's least favorite month?
Why don't oysters share their pearls?
What's the beach's favorite movie?
What do you call a cow who is really good at basketball?
Why did the patient reveal secrets to her dentist?
Why do trees try new things so often?
Why was the bud so shy?
What is the tallest building in the world?
What is the most faithful insect?
What does the Easter Bunny call the act of leaving his eggs all over?
What did the dad tell his son when he had a bad dream on Christmas Eve?
What did the giant flower say to the tiny flower?
