Where do squirrels go on vacation?
Beach trees.
Who do puppies wait for on Christmas Eve?
What kind of dog thinks it's a bird?
Why do rhinos charge?
How did the pirate call his mother?
Why are hiking shops so diverse?
Which dip has the best voice in the choir?
How many beers does it take to get a tropical bird drunk?
Why did the computer break up with its mouse on Valentine's Day?
What do you call the successful dog detective?
Who delivers the cat's Christmas presents?
How do baseball players always stay cool?
What's a computer's most sacred holiday?
What has a lot more letters than the alphabet?
What shape has a knighthood?
What position does lemonade play in baseball?
What happens when a dog catches a nice breeze?
What kind of fish will help you hear better?
What do you call the horse that lives next door?
Why was the turtle so nervous at parties?
What game does a rabbit always win?