Where do squirrels go on vacation?
Beach trees.
What's the name of Iron Man's thieving younger brother?
What do you call a turkey the day after Thanksgiving?
Why did the big cat marry someone so much younger than her?
Where do rabbits go after their wedding ceremony?
Why did the basketball player have so many good arguments?
What birds always travel in twos?
Why are skeletons so calm?
Who invented Daylight Saving Time?
What is the fiercest flower in the garden?
How do you drive a man crazy?
What do you call a bakery thief that leaves a trail?
What did the dog say after his birthday party?
When fish play football, who is the captain?
What was Jackie Kennedy's response to everything?
What's the smelliest part of a football field?
Who is married to Dairy Queen®?
How would the weather be in a country ruled by pets?
What do you call the former partner of a stingray?
How does a pizza introduce itself?
Why couldn't the McNuggets® cross the road?