Why did the runner quit the race against bigfoot?
What does the lion say to his friends before they go out hunting for food?
Which celebrity always frowns?
What is a boulder's favorite movie?
What did one popsicle say to the other popsicle?
Why do people paint eggs for Easter?
What do chicken families do on Saturday afternoon?
What did they call the canary that flew into the pastry dish?
How did the toad die?
My boss instructed me to set up the company's 401k.
Why was the school superintendent asked to resign?
What's worse than finding a worm in your apple?
Where do snowmen go to dance?
What's a toad's favorite ballet?
What did they call Dracula when he won the league?
What's always playing in Santa's workshop?
Why is the letter A like a spring flower?
What event does Spiderman love to attend?
What do you get when you cross a bell with a skunk?
Where does Superman park his cars?