What is a tree's least favorite month?
Why did the whale cross the road?
How did the coach get his quarterback?
What do you get if you cross a sheepdog with a rose?
What did the tree say to its long-distance girlfriend?
What did the basketball player say when he lost his job?
What do you call a monkey who's a whiz at technology?
How do you get kids to do something?
Why did the Yorkie make a bad watchdog?
Who is a carpenter's favorite singer?
Why do rocket scientists take everything so seriously?
I used to be addicted to not showering.
Why did the cat frown when she passed the hen house?
What do goats and moms have in common?
What money do cats use to go shopping?
What's the best way to give a cat a bath?
What's a hiker's favorite flavor of ice cream?
Why does Santa's sled get such good mileage?
What do you call a river that thinks it's an ocean?
Why do scorpions feel hopeful about fall?