Where did the 8-year-old tree go to learn?
Elementree school.
What did the mom say to her kids when they spilled their cereal on the floor?
Why did the winter storm need cataract surgery?
What do you call a singing rodent?
Why was the bee sad?
What do Nestlé® chocolate chip cookies drive on?
Why do rocket scientists take everything so seriously?
Why do churches struggle with counting money?
What do you call a cow that can't moo?
Which celebrity is loved by all horses?
Why do cosmeticians never fight?
What says: oom oom oom?
Why do sleep therapists love their work?
What do dogs drink when they're sick?
Why did the leprechaun climb over the rainbow?
What is Earth, Wind, and Fire doing in September?
What instrument did the plus sign play in band?
Why are skeletons always hungry?
What do ducks have for lunch?
Why does Jesus drive so much?
What do you get when a dinosaur scores a touchdown?
