What does a dolphin say when it's confused?
What vegetables do librarians like?
Why are grandkids so great?
Who is every pig's least favorite actor?
Why did the patient think his doctor was lying about his diagnosis?
What does a cat go to sleep on?
What do you call Winnie the Pooh™ on Halloween?
What board game do Navy service members love to play?
What's a mouse's favorite board game?
What's the problem with eating too much pumpkin pie this time of year?
What did the father tomato say to the baby tomato while on a family walk?
What goes up when the rain comes down?
Why did the computer run out of money?
Two silkworms got in a fight.
If you're Catholic, where do you go on December 25th?
Why couldn't the couple get married at the library?
What did the bread say when he proposed to his girlfriend?
What does an attorney say when getting married?
Why are stones so good at music?
What do you get a lawyer for his birthday?