Where did the ghost go on summer vacation?
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What do an English major and a football player have in common?
What was the last thing that the balloon said to his father?
What's the most popular cereal around the holidays?
Why does bread have a hard time waking up in the morning?
What do you call someone with no body and no nose?
How do scientists grow fruit?
What are hotdogs called in the winter?
Why does the Easter Bunny have such a nice complexion?
What's the name of the winner of the chicken-eating contest?
What did the mom say to her kids when they spilled their cereal on the floor?
What currency do you use to spend a summer day on the beach?
What do ghosts drink on Halloween?
What's an old pig's favorite holiday?
Why can birds afford a house in this economy?
What has a lot more letters than the alphabet?
What would you get if you crossed the Easter Bunny with a famous French general?
Why couldn't the McNuggets® cross the road?
Why can you never find the number nine?
What is an herbalist's favorite brand of peanuts?
Which state has the best streets?
