What did the octopus use to write his novel?
What do cows say when their children whine over nothing?
What do cows say on NYE?
What is a sheep's favorite ice cream flavor?
What do you get when you cross Bambi with a ghost?
When do cows get tired?
Why are puppies so flexible?
What do you call a monkey who's a whiz at technology?
Why did the sailor lose his job?
What kind of tournaments do birds always win?
What type of animal does well in the cold?
Why did the baker's donuts fly off the shelf?
What is the opposite of coffee?
Why did the man name his canines Rolex and Timex?
Why can birds afford a house in this economy?
My New Year's resolution is to stop procrastinating.
Why did the goal post get angry?
Why was the dog overweight?
Why was the scrapbook so proud of its education?
Can February March?