What types of animals always win at tug-of-war?
Why did the calf hate his school picture?
What is a witch's favorite subject in school?
What car can't keep a secret?
What do cows say when their children whine over nothing?
What do trees say when autumn comes?
What do you get when you put a car and a dog together?
Who is a bread-maker's favorite singer?
What superhero often gets mistaken for photography equipment?
Which famous author is also a ruler?
What is a squirrel's favorite way to watch TV?
What did the dentist call the x-ray he took of your mouth?
What do you call someone who sees a robbery at an Apple Store?
Which president loved to take baths?
Which goalkeeper can jump higher than a crossbar?
How did the vampire start his letter?
Why don't math teachers like conspiracy theories?
What did the pen say to the pencil?
What did the dentist say to the tooth when he had to leave the room?
What do dogs wear on their ears when it's cold outside?