What kind of bird makes the most important rules?
Cardinals.
What's a farmer's favorite snack?
What sport do horses love to play?
What did the sick chicken say?
What do you call a pile of cats?
Which celebrity can be sedimentary, igneous, or metamorphic?
What do you call octopus twins?
Why does the orange always lose in races?
What's a dog's least favorite kind of shirt?
How does Cupid visit his girlfriend?
Why couldn't the knife make any sports teams?
How do deer tell their children to grow up?
Why did the banana go to the doctor?
What did the mare say when her foal broke her favorite vase?
What do insects learn at school?
Why are surfers so good at conflict resolution?
Where do baby ghosts go during the day?
Which gaming system is always in a good mood?
What do you call a 100-year-old ant?
Which CIA agent is the best baker?
What did the mom say to her kids when they spilled their cereal on the floor?