What kind of bird makes the most important rules?
Cardinals.
What did the sailor want from his son for Father's Day?
What vegetables do librarians like?
What did the lovesick bull say to the cow?
What's an airplane's favorite TV show?
What did the person with a broken leg say to their valentine?
What kind of dog works at a bakery?
When should a mouse carry an umbrella?
How do you send a message in the forest?
What do you call a snowman's temper tantrum?
What kind of dog does Dracula have?
How do you know when a ship isn't having fun?
What did the kittens do to their new owner's house?
What's a toad's favorite ballet?
Why did Spider-Man get in trouble with his mom?
What do you call someone with a dictionary in their pocket?
How did the geologist get down from the mountain?
Why did the chocolate chip cookie go to the doctor?
Did you hear that H2O opened up a bike shop?
My wife said I should do some lunges to stay in shape.
Why is laughter the best medicine?
