What superhero often gets mistaken for photography equipment?
The Flash.
What classic novel does everyone read in woodshop class?
How did the cowboy greet his wife every day after work?
Why did summer catch autumn?
What's a dentist's favorite movie?
How do artists finish a project when they are stressed?
Why can't Cinderella™ play soccer?
What did the man say when he accidentally bumped into the famous country singer?
How does Darth Vader like his toast?
Where do birds go to drink?
What do you call the wife of a hippie?
What do you call a pig lumberjack?
Why did the biologist break up with the physicist?
How can you make 7 even?
What should you wear to a tea party?
What did the tree say when his kid wanted an expensive toy?
What do you get if you cross a serpent and a trumpet?
What is Homer Simpson's favorite ice cream?
Why are Christmas trees so bad at sewing?
What do you call it when an octopus leaves the sea?
What do you call two monkeys sharing an Amazon account?