What is dry on the outside, filled with water, and blows up buildings?
What happened when Ben Franklin told a joke to the Liberty Bell?
Why were the geese's children so self-conscious?
What did the kindergartener say when his teacher caught him picking his nose?
Why is Kermit the Frog® so good at gardening?
What is a cow's dream job?
What's the politest month?
What do snowmen wear on their heads?
How do you send a message in the forest?
Which celebrity is loved by all horses?
Why did the farmer bury all his cash?
Why do nails need so much pain relief?
Why is it hard to hire a clown?
How did the geologist get down from the mountain?
Why does Santa have 3 gardens?
What did the chicken do when he saw a bucket of fried chicken?
What's a princess's favorite fast-food restaurant?
Why are goats so funny?
Why do basketball players love to decorate houses?
Which birds steal soap from the bath?