Why did the cat sleep with a fan on?
Why did the tortilla chip start dancing?
What did the calculator tell his valentine?
What do you call a pig who plays basketball?
What do scuba divers wear to bed?
How did Barack ask Michelle to be his wife?
Why does Rudolph love to get wet?
What bird's favorite meal is chicken and vegetables?
Why are ghosts such bad liars?
When does the devil get all of his shopping done?
Why was the pirate late for work?
When should you stop for a glow worm?
What cookies are best enjoyed outside?
What do you call a Ford Fiesta that ran out of gas?
My boss instructed me to set up the company's 401k.
What do a tick and the Louvre have in common?
What is a tree's favorite thing to drink?
What happened to the dancer at Seafood Disco?
What part of a fish is the most musical?
Why do sewers make terrible runners?