What is a spider's favorite book?
How do you prevent a summer cold?
What is a ghost's favorite dessert?
What is the difference between Yankee fans and dentists?
How does a polar bear build a house?
What do you get if you cross a woodpecker with a carrier pigeon?
What did the dad say when the boy asked him to explain the solar eclipse to him?
How did the two figs make their marriage last?
Why shouldn't you watch TV with a pig?
What song does God sing when he wants a white Christmas?
Why did the cat put on a cocktail dress?
Why are lunges a great way to start exercising?
What do an English major and a football player have in common?
What did the train engineer's friend tell her when she did something crazy?
Where do ophthalmologists buy all their camping gear?
Did you hear about the two basketball players that started dating?
What do you call a bunch of cell phones that are related to each other?
Why do sewers make terrible runners?
Why was the goldfish suspected of murder?
What do you call an insincere horse?