What do you call it when CO2 goes out to dinner?
What is the strongest animal?
What did the mother broom say to the baby broom?
How do fireflies start a race?
What did the tree say when his kid wanted an expensive toy?
What is a computer's favorite fall beverage?
Why was the stadium steaming hot after the game?
The museum curator needed a break.
Why was the janitor looking for cleaning products in the math department?
What's the most talkative class period in high school?
What do mice do when they're at home?
Did you hear about George Clooney's new animated series?
What animal likes to party the most?
What did the mother rope say to her child?
Why did the cat put on a cocktail dress?
Why did the worker get fired from the calendar factory?
How do you cut the ocean in two?
What isn't lazy on the Fourth of July?
What do you call a deer with no eyes?
What do you call a monkey who spends a day at the tanning bed?