What animal styles their hair every day?
A moose.
What do you call a bear that has gotten wet all over?
What's the opposite of irony?
Why was the dog overweight?
Why was the bud so shy?
Where does breakfast live?
Which celebrity is the biggest fan of hats?
What car has four-wheel drive and flies?
What's a mummy's favorite food to eat?
Why was the archaeologist out of a job?
What did the judge say when a skunk walked into the courtroom?
Why were the atoms always hungry?
What do you call siblings who love math?
Why do Labradors always have so much energy?
What dessert do they serve at the biggest football game of the year?
If Dorothy missed Kansas, what did Toto miss?
What does the dog say when he's had a bad day?
What is a zebra's favorite product for dental hygiene?
Why don't horses ever go to the doctor?
What's every parent's favorite Christmas carol?
What is a bird's favorite ballet?
