What animal styles their hair every day?
A moose.
What's a bug's favorite Frank Sinatra song?
Why do football players make great fishermen?
Why are frogs always so happy?
What should you do if you're on a road trip and you see a fork in the road?
What should you do when no one laughs at your science jokes?
What did the mama goat say to her child?
Why did everyone want to be near the volcano?
Why is furniture so generous?
What U.S. state has the most math teachers?
Why did the mountain cry all the time?
What do you say when it's raining chickens and ducks in the spring?
Why did the dog get embarrassed?
What do the Eiffel Tower and a tick have in common?
What do sprinters eat before a race?
Why are bakers also often hippies?
What's a scarecrow's favorite holiday food?
Good moms let you lick the beaters.
How does Moses make his coffee so great?
Which parent cares the most for the environment?
What is Abraham Lincoln's favorite toy?