What do you call it when a chemist gets way too angry?
Why could no one recognize the sheep?
Where do fishermen look to hire more crew?
What did one pepper say when the other pepper asked her out?
Why are penguins so awkward at parties?
Why did the piano get locked out of the opera?
What kind of animal is great at fixing flat tires?
What is a parrot's favorite game?
What was Jesus' favorite nursery song?
Where do dogs go when they need emergency medical care?
Why are air conditioners always out of breath when it's hot out?
What do you call a happy Lassie?
What's a bear's favorite movie?
Why do hip hop artists love Christmas so much?
What did the computer do at lunchtime?
What game does pasta always play at recess?
What did Jay-Z call his wife before they got married?
What's the most popular cat in New England?
How do mountains keep themselves warm during winter?
What did summer say to spring?