Two silkworms got in a fight.
Why is it hard to ski on fresh snow?
Why did the little boy take extra bread at communion?
What bird shouldn't drink coffee?
What Easter candy has tons of friends?
How do scientists grow fruit?
What should you do if you're on a road trip and you see a fork in the road?
What happened when the dog swallowed a clock?
What is the loneliest cheese?
Why do cows have hooves instead of feet?
Which vegetables have the hardest time swallowing their food?
What did the baby corn say to the mom corn?
Why do vampires make terrible police officers?
What do two oxygen molecule friends call each other?
Why didn't the baseball player want to touch the ball?
Where do baby ghosts go during the day?
How did the volcano confess its feelings to the other volcano?
Which animal is the most religious?
What's the snowman's New Year's resolution?
Why did the ice cream truck break down?