What reads and lives in an apple?
Why is tennis the least romantic sport?
What do you call a pencil that has two erasers?
What did the teacher say when the horse walked into the class?
Why did the woman want to stop dating Spiderman?
Which subject has two parts?
Why did Adam quit his job at the helium factory?
Why are computers so good at golf?
If Dorothy missed Kansas, what did Toto miss?
Where do snowmen go to dance?
What did the biologist wear on his big date?
What did the baby laptop call her father?
How do fall and winter say hello?
What are you studying in math?
Where do tough ducks come from?
What time is your dentist appointment?
What kind of pie does a bird love to eat?
What song do kittens play to fall asleep?
What do you get if you cross a duck with a firework?
How do animals blend into the desert?