I rode my horse to town on Friday. The next day I rode back on Friday. How?
What kind of cheese can you sew with?
Why did the detectives show up at the concert at the beach?
What do Scottish toads play?
What do reindeer say before telling you a joke?
What does a toddler wear while swimming on summer vacation?
What was the turkey thankful for on Thanksgiving?
Who has eight guns and terrorizes the ocean?
Why is spending NYE in Times Square overrated?
What should moms do when their kids go back to school?
Why is it impossible to believe anything a cow says?
Why do porcupines always win the game?
Did you ever hear the joke about a boomerang?
What's a scarecrow's favorite holiday food?
What is the ceremony called when two guitarists get married?
What do horses say to greet each other?
Why did the ice cream truck break down?
What is it called when a tree takes time off from work in autumn?
Who is a cat's favorite superhero?
Why did the tennis shoe walk away quietly?