What did one pepper say when the other pepper asked her out?
Jalepen-no!
What does one piece of bread say to the other?
What happens when a dog catches a nice breeze?
Why doesn't Winnie the Pooh™ wear shoes?
What is the difference between fleas and dogs?
Why did the chicken cross the playground?
Which dip has the best voice in the choir?
What do insects learn at school?
What do you call a grammar professor who loves Christmas?
Why was the pickle self-conscious?
Why do grizzlies make good baseball players?
Which animal loves to scare trick-or-treaters?
What did Jay-Z call his wife before they got married?
What's the slowest 5k?
What is the fiercest flower in the garden?
Why didn't the cheese want to hang out with the knife?
What's the best part about Valentine's Day?
What happened when the frog joined the cricket team?
What do British people and golfers have in common?
What kind of hanger doesn't fit in your closet?
How do you spell mousetrap in just three letters?