What's a cow's favorite music note?
Why are sandals so indecisive?
What is the best dance to do on Thanksgiving?
OK, that's enough fish puns.
What day never takes itself seriously?
Why did the sheep run across the busy highway?
How do you comfort a grammar teacher?
What did the hungry Dalmatian say when he had a meal?
Where does laundry go to college?
What did the sardine call the submarine?
What ocean creature can you never see coming?
Imagine you're in a room with no windows and no doors, how do you get out?
How do fish watch TV shows?
What U.S. state has the most math teachers?
What did the beaver say to the tree?
Which fast food chain can run the fastest?
Why does Satan just show up at so many parties?
Why are pigs so good at building houses?
Why is an elephant braver than a hen?
What's Bigfoot's favorite musical part to sing?