What did one pepper say when the other pepper asked her out?
Jalepen-no!
What vehicle works the hardest?
Which family member is always relieved?
Do you have the best ceiling?
What sport can waiters play really well?
Which playground game do the kids in choir always win?
Why do baby ferrets never get in trouble?
What do little fish love to play with?
Why do legumes gossip so much?
Why was the air compressor dripping with sweat?
What do you give a sick lemon?
How are teens like cats?
Who do insects see to get their taxes done?
What kind of tea did the American colonists want?
What's the smelliest part of a football field?
Why did the gardener bury all his money?
How do you stop an astronaut's baby from crying?
What's the name of Scrooge's brother with bad allergies?
Why was everyone surprised when the engineer had a bad temper?
Why don't dogs ever finish their homework?
Why don't horses ever go to the doctor?