Why are lawyers so fast at writing?
Where do lawyers go for summer vacation?
What are two ironic things that happen in the kitchen?
What do you get if you cross a serpent and a trumpet?
Why do baseball players have such great retirement plans?
Why don't mountains get cold in the winter?
Which founding father loves to sing?
What did the golfer order at the bakery?
How does a barber get to work?
What type of school requires you to drop out to graduate?
Do you know the name Pavlov?
Why are ghosts always in trouble?
Why did the unwashed chicken cross the road twice?
What did the baby laptop call her father?
What is a loaf of bread's favorite book?
What did the golfer dad want for Father's Day?
Why was the rabbit happy on Valentine's Day?
How did the Magi know what to get Jesus for his birthday?
What does an escalator say when it stops working?
What did the baby balloon say to the mama balloon?