What happens to a dog that keeps eating bits off of the table?
Why do you have to wait so long for a train on Halloween?
Where do polar bears store their money?
Why were the animal shelters at full capacity in the spring?
How much money does a skunk have?
What do you call a cheap dog accessory?
What's the richest basketball team?
What happened when the owl lost his voice?
What instruments do imaginary friends play?
Why did the map not want to be weighed?
I kept wondering why the baseball was getting larger.
What did the pumpkin say after Thanksgiving?
Why couldn't the spring flower ride its bike?
Why does the Easter Bunny have such a nice complexion?
What do you call a big fish who makes you an offer you can't refuse?
What do you call the wife of a hippie?
Where do dads store their dad jokes?
Why are penguins so awkward at parties?
What is a skeleton's favorite instrument?
What's a mummy's favorite food to eat?