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What do you call a short cow?
Why was the moose able to move the bus on his own?
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Why did Grandpa put wheels on his rocking chair?
Why are cheerleaders so festive in December?
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Wanna hear a joke about paper?
Who is a cow's favorite celebrity?
Why did the foal cough?
My grandma started walking five miles a day when she was 60.
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How many beers does it take to get a tropical bird drunk?
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What's a pig's favorite dessert?
What time does everyone love to drink?
What do you call a hike across the universe?
How did the baby tell her mom that she had a wet diaper?