Why don't eggs tell jokes?
What did the stormcloud say when he was too full to eat dessert?
What do you call it when a dog is playing dead?
What was Forrest Gump's email password?
What do you get when you cross a sweet potato and a jazz musician?
Why do honey bee children always follow instructions?
What instrument does a baseball player play in a band?
Where do old quarterbacks go after retirement?
Who are Frosty's parents?
What did the cat say when he fell off the table?
How do snakes identify their bath towels?
What should you do if someone parks their car on your lawn?
We had a discussion about roses.
What did the tree say to its branches in autumn?
Why did the granddaughter think she lived in heaven?
What do you call a sad latte?
Where did the 8-year-old tree go to learn?
Why did the gardener bury all his money?
What do scuba divers wear to bed?
What do you call a dog that is left-handed?