What do accountants tell their children to do to fall asleep?
What is the first day of orientation called for locomotive conductors?
What stone does a skier want in her engagement ring?
Why do cats visit the masseuse so often?
Why is it safe to tell a mummy your secret?
Why can't Dalmatians play hide and seek?
Who invented Daylight Saving Time?
Where do snowmen get their daily weather report?
Why is a doctor always calm?
What does Jeff Bezos do before he goes to sleep?
What's a balloon's least favorite type of music?
What's a pretzel's favorite dance?
Why did the mountain cry all the time?
What type of music do frogs listen to?
What is a cat's favorite part of baseball?
What do you call a snowman in the summer?
Where do rabbits go after their wedding ceremony?
Why did the boy think he was a prince after going to Burger King®?
Which playground game do the kids in choir always win?
Why did the nurse always choose the red crayon?