Why don't dentists get along with manicurists?
Why couldn't the tiger run any faster in the race?
Which vegetables have the hardest time swallowing their food?
Which plant has the best roar?
Why did the cat start laughing?
Why were dancers in the '70s always sick?
Why should celebrities learn how to build windmills?
Why are cowboys always religious?
Why was the storm actually calm?
She Needed Her Balance Checked!
Why did the librarian get kicked off the plane?
What day of the week takes nothing seriously?
If there are eight sheep, three dogs, and one herdsman, how many feet are there?
Who is the nicest celebrity around?
What does the milky way call its ex-girlfriend?
Why did Granny put her cell phone in the fridge?
Why did the woman get mad at her husband when she asked him to pick up six cans of Sprite®?
Why couldn't the leopard play hide and seek?
What do you get if you cross a duck with a firework?
What do you call dogs that rarely bark?