Why should you stand in a corner if you're cold?
They're usually 90 degrees.
What do trees wear to the lake?
What reads and lives in an apple?
Why was the broom late for school?
What's in an astronaut's favorite sandwich?
What famous scientist will try anything?
What do two oxygen molecule friends call each other?
Why did the judge send the turtle to jail?
Why don't elephants like playing cards in the jungle?
When Sunday and Monday get into a fight, who typically wins?
Why do vampires make terrible police officers?
Why didn't the baseball player want to touch the ball?
What do you call the king of vegetables?
What is the best holiday breakfast food?
Which condiment adds the most kick?
What song do kittens play to fall asleep?
Which bug is related to you?
What's the biggest moth in the world?
Why do dogs howl at the moon?
What does Bigfoot say when he asks for candy on Halloween?
What do cows say when you milk them?