Why did the cloud date the fog?
Why did the computer run out of money?
Where is the best place to find kitchenware while on the road?
Why does someone who runs marathons make a good student?
What does an attorney say when getting married?
What do you call a monkey who spends a day at the tanning bed?
What's a clock's favorite form of social media?
What do you call a cat with eight legs that likes to swim?
How did the lambs know they were going to have a daughter?
Why did the elf push his bed into the fireplace?
What do you call it when two boats become friends?
What fish loves to play in a band?
What is a cat's favorite part of baseball?
What is a boulder's favorite movie?
Why was it so hard for the pirate to call his mom?
Why did Tigger™ stick his head in the toilet?
Who isn't hungry on Thanksgiving?
What fruit makes the best gymnasts?
Which celebrity became a great detective?
Why did the vegetable call the plumber?