Where do dogs go when they want a buffet?
A boneyard.
What do you call a mountain biker if his bicycle breaks?
Good moms let you lick the beaters.
Why couldn't the spring flower ride its bike?
What do ducks have for lunch?
What car doesn't seem to go anywhere?
What did the baby corn say to the mom corn?
Why does Santa's sled get such good mileage?
To whoever stole my copy of Microsoft Office, I will find you.
Which fish go to heaven when they die?
What did the basketball player say when he lost his job?
Where do toys go when they're hungry late at night?
What do you call the pig that does karate?
What game do cows play at parties?
Where do milkshakes come from?
What's the best thing to put into a pie?
What streaming service do fishermen watch?
What kind of car does Arnold Schwarzenegger drive?
Why did the teacher jump into the ocean?
Why is sand so optimistic?
Why did the mountain climbers get a divorce?