Why did the mountain cry all the time?
What do goats and moms have in common?
What was the slogan for Santa's Elves' new business?
What is a construction worker's favorite card game?
Why are grandparents and grandchildren always close to each other?
What happened when 500 hares got loose on Main Street?
What kind of shoes do you make with banana skins?
What tree is always ready for fall baking?
How do automobiles fly?
What do you get if you cross a sheepdog with a jelly?
Where do termites go camping?
What is an elk's favorite dessert?
What is a tree's favorite thing to drink?
What's a writing utensil's favorite state?
What did one popsicle say to the other popsicle?
What is a duck's favorite dance?
Why do hogs play so much football?
What do naked fish play with?
What do you call a very attractive aircraft?
What's every child's favorite geometric shape in the summer?