What are a teacher's least favorite words to hear every summer?
What's the difference between a pickpocket and an umpire?
Why is shrubbery so bad at being direct with people?
Why do dogs run in circles?
What is Homer Simpson's favorite ice cream?
Which musician loves to make chili?
How did the phone propose to his girlfriend on Valentine's Day?
What does a puppy say when someone surprises it?
Why is tennis such a loud sport?
Why did the chicken cross the net?
What's the name of the winner of the chicken-eating contest?
What animal styles their hair every day?
What instruments do imaginary friends play?
Why did the pig go to the casino?
Who is every pig's least favorite actor?
Why did the dog wander into the art gallery?
My New Year's resolution is to stop procrastinating.
What's a princess's favorite fast-food restaurant?
What do insects learn at school?
Why did the snowman call his dog Frost?