Where do dogs go when they want a buffet?
A boneyard.
Why did the photographer attract so many mice?
Why did the banana go to the doctor?
Why did the scientist hang the periodic table posters?
Which baseball player do fish root for?
What is a toilet's favorite hand in poker?
Why do math teachers love hiking?
Why does rain make a great waiter at a restaurant?
What do people drink when they're feeling under the weather?
What's a doll's favorite car?
What did the BBQ pit master call his significant other?
What happens when a frog's car dies?
What do you call a hotel with really bad customer service?
What is an elk's favorite dessert?
What kind of pants do fish wear?
Where do math enthusiasts go on vacation?
You have to be very careful in an ice storm.
How do you wash a lamb?
What kind of watch does Bigfoot have?
What country's capital is growing the fastest?
Why do mama kangaroos hate rainy days?
