What was the turkey thankful for on Thanksgiving?
What's the best part about Valentine's Day?
What did Tom get when he locked Jerry in the freezer?
Who is the most forgiving celebrity?
What did the tree say when autumn came around?
What do you call a basketball player with a drooling problem?
Where do hamsters come from?
Where do kangaroos like to eat?
Why did the woman walk outside with her purse open?
What's a southern pig's favorite form of cooking?
Which letter is the sleepiest in the alphabet?
What kind of music should you listen to on St. Patrick's Day?
Want to hear a joke about a balloon?
Where do mixed drinks always go for dinner?
How do mice celebrate when they move home?
What did the horse say when her children were misbehaving?
What do you say to a rabbit on its birthday?
How many ants are needed to fill an apartment?
Which rock group consists of four men that don't sing?
Where did the chemist have his lunch?