Why did the cloud date the fog?
He was so down to earth.
What do you call Grandpa when he's in a bad mood at the beach?
Why couldn't the knife make any sports teams?
What did the peach say to its crying husband?
What do pigs do over the summer?
What do birds say to show affection to their spouses?
Why didn't the fish go on summer vacation?
How do you send a message in the forest?
How was the wedding?
What do you get if you feed gunpowder to a chicken?
What's a treat for both cows and dogs?
What did they call Superman after he totaled his car?
What do you call a 100-year-old frog?
Did Eve have a date with Adam?
What car can't keep a secret?
Why did the witch stay in a hotel?
What's a villain's favorite Thanksgiving tradition?
Why are sailors so good at writing letters?
What did the squirrel bring to the Thanksgiving potluck?
What do you get when a dinosaur scores a touchdown?
What should you wear to a tea party?