Why did the unemployed person get excited while reading the Bible?
Why did the kid bring a ladder to school?
What flowers rarely depreciate in value?
What is a plant's favorite college course?
What would a feline order at Taco Bell®?
What did the group of hobbits name their band?
What kind of tree loves to high-five?
What did the shower say to the toilet?
What do snowmen eat for breakfast?
What kind of flowers are the best for Mother's Day?
Where do dogs go when they want a buffet?
What do ghosts eat on Halloween?
What is a ghost's favorite dessert?
How do you add one to ten to get nine?
Where do termites go camping?
What has a lot of ears but can't hear a word you say?
What kind of cake always tells the truth?
Why did the wasp feel self-conscious about his workload?
What state is famous for tiny soft drinks?
How do chickens leave the highway?