Why did the cloud date the fog?
He was so down to earth.
Why did the body of water think so much?
Where does a pianist go on vacation?
What's a kitty's favorite book?
What type of animal does well in the cold?
Which of the cardinal sins is the cutest?
Why was the pirate late for work?
Why do airplanes make bad spouses?
What do you call a military member who loves to cook?
What animal should you never play hide and seek with?
What should you wear to Thanksgiving dinner?
What roads do ghosts haunt on Halloween?
Why did the wizard ace his math test?
How do you get out of an elephant's stomach?
What kind of bee do teachers love?
Why was the artichoke so generous?
What kind of bees hum and drop things?
Why do grasshoppers not go to many football games?
How is a sofa like a Thanksgiving turkey?
What is the easiest way to count a herd of cattle?
Which vehicle did the best on its SATs?
